[Editor’s note: I have an inappropriate sense of humor. But if you follow me on Twitter, you already knew that.]
(Explaining to my friend that I wasn’t going to start working out again until I could afford nutritious food)
Eating right is expensive.
I know. That’s why I don’t eat at all!
Now this song right here…CHILD. It makes getting raped sound sexy!
(Jashiro describing the Ledisi song ‘Papa Love To Love Me’ to friend Will McNair)
(to my six year old niece)
put the honeybun down you little punk!
So we’re supposed to believe a lone white police officer in Massachusetts but not believe the entire state of Hawaii about Obama’s birth?
– Keith Boykin via Twitter
With all due respect, what were you thinking?
(ABC News reporter throwing shade to the donkey who decided to perform her own plastic surgery)
You got Christian Dior on, Louis Vuitton shoes on and Gucci pants on…AND ROACHES!
ADTV Lesson #403: Dealing with Stupid People
I don’t do drugs. I just smoke weed.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
When Dudes Apologize For Gettin Their D!C%S Sucked By Other Men Or Women, They’re ONLY Sorry That U Found Out. They Enjoyed That SH!T. Trust
XemVanAdams via Twitter