Archive | August, 2009

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.09

I like my women like I like my coffee Thanks Scrivs! I didn’t realize people still did that. What, fuck with their Timbs on? I’m a freak who likes it rough with lots of saliva. BGC profile I miss the old Mariah. She’s alive…in our hearts. It’s no shade Les, I love you to death, [...]

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Chico Debarge Could Get It Bareback

Can I be completely inappropriate for a second? I haven’t been anally penetrated in about five years, but all I could think about last week was getting R&B artist Chico DeBarge to have his way with my rectum and ejaculate his babies deep inside.

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Dangerously In Love With Food

I knew there was something that was bothering me about the death of author E. Lynn Harris!

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.09

How many fingers do you use when you’re bicurious? The View From the Bottom [referring to the new Vanessa Hudgens "leaked" topless pictures] OMG, she has Steph Jones’ nipples! OMG, she DOES! [regarding the Will from Day 26 penis photo] Maybe he was sending it to Jamie (Foxx)? I like niggas and bitches but not [...]

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The Commencement Speech I’ll Never Give

This post was originally written in May, the night before my masters program’s “capstone” ceremony. I post it now to commemorate my high school reunion this past weekend (that I didn’t go to, lol)

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Xem VanAdams Celebrates One Year on Youtube

A year ago today, Xem Van Adams began conquering the world “one word at a time.”

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Best of Youtube Grinding

THIS POST IS STRICTLY FOR THE LADIES!! (womp womp) Can someone throw me a frickin bone here?! I swear if I were trying to use this blog as a forum to dispel sexual stereotypes, especially about black men, I have my work cut out for me.

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White Men Have Sex with Horses Too

When was the last time a white man having sex with an animal made national news? Can’t think of anything? Me neither.

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The View Condones Molesting Married Men

I’m sorry I missed this. Apparently LL Cool J was on The View a few weeks ago (to promote his clothing line I saw in Sears?) and the ladies of The View were completely touching him inappropriately! What’s even more interesting is they made the interaction part of Hot Topics the next day and no [...]

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Quotes of the Week: Special Skipgate Edition

There is so much I wanted to say about the arrest of Harvard professor Henry Louis “Skip” Gates Jr. in his own home, but as the discourse shifted from the important conversation of racial profiling in America to the particulars of this particular situation, I got spent really fast.

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