When you have to say no shade, 9 times outta 10 it’s shade.
_ayoobeez via Twitter
Black people are hypocritical. One one hand you vilify black gay men, then act surprised when they hide their sexual identity. Can’t have it both ways.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter
Nearly all men can stand adversity, but if you want to test a man’s character, give him power.
Chico Debarge via Myspace
(after buying a horrible pretzel in Times Square)
Eating a pretzel that tastes like a hot dog is like sucking a dick that tastes like vagina. It’s still good, but kills the whole experience.
The human mind is like Van Halen. If you just pull out one piece and keep replacing it, it just degenerates.
Topher – Dollhouse Season 2
I don’t even hide the Astroglide anymore. It’s right on my nightstand next to the lotion. I’m a grown man dammit.
Bottoms use their hole as their heart – Kaseem Williams, NY
Ranity via Twitter
Son, people will always try and fuck you. Don’t waste your life planning for a fucking, just be alert when your pants are down.
Shit My Dad Says via Twitter