Archive | March, 2010

Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.28.10

(regarding healthcare reform) This is a big fucking deal! Vice President Joe Biden (already a t-shirt!) Dammit, I hate that my default gay (personality) is set to classy/professional. These men look like they want trailer trash sluts! I can be!! I can! Soulforce84 via Twitter I want to see Gerard Butler’s dick. ralphfv via Twitter [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.21.10

There’s this dog on my street that howls and woofs way too much. I’m reporting him to the local chinese resturant. Mr. Jones via Twitter If Rihanna was ugly…she would be sucking dick in stairwells for curry and shandy. TheXDexperience via Twitter I’m bout to get tatted up by Stevie Wonder…I heard he is a [...]

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Site Update: We Need Your Feedback!

Hey Y’all! First I want to thank those of you who still come to the site, comment, and share The Black Sex Master with all your friends. It’s been so much fun re-establishing myself on the interwebs and a learning process as well. I’m even more excited because the best is yet to come!

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.14.10

It takes real talent to fellate with braces on. TheXDexperience via Twitter Saying “DL” in the mens locker room is equal to saying “bomb” on an airplane. Urban Prince via Twitter Wow I just read Megan Fox has only slept with 2 men. The other 500 got up and left right after… Bill Maher via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10

(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long) …yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass. If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because [...]

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