Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.14.10

It takes real talent to fellate with braces on.
TheXDexperience via Twitter

Saying “DL” in the mens locker room is equal to saying “bomb” on an airplane.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Wow I just read Megan Fox has only slept with 2 men. The other 500 got up and left right after…
Bill Maher via Twitter

Can you write down that thing I may be allergic to before I forget.
Oh you’ll know if you’re allergic. Your eyes will go yellow and you’ll start to feel your insides explode a little. If that happens don’t bother calling me back…just go to the hospital.

“We have been about conservatism versus liberalism,” said Democrat Mavis Knight of Dallas, explaining her vote against the standards. “We have manipulated strands to insert what we want it to be in the document, regardless as to whether or not it’s appropriate.”
Texas Textbook MASSACRE: ‘Ultraconservatives’ Approve Radical Changes To State Education Curriculum (Huffington Post)

If you play mind games in your relationships then that’s exactly what you’ll get, a mind game not a real relationship.
B. Scott via Twitter

This report should be the fatal blow to the argument for abstinence-only, since what they’ve discovered is that many young people think pregnancy prevention is about praying and luck, and that actual contraception has very little effect on your fertility. But they have sex anyway.
Young People Don’t Know Jack About Birth Control (Slate)

iPad is magical and revolutionary. It’s like a baby from Che Guevara and Houdini.
Fernando Lins via Twitter

There was a time, after court-ordered integration, when readers complained about front-page photos of blacks mixing with whites. Today, photo images of same-sex couples capture the same reality of societal change.
Readers react to photo of two men kissing (The Washington Post)

Immature love says I love you because I need you. Mature love says I need you because I love you.
Rev Run via Twitter

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