There’s this dog on my street that howls and woofs way too much. I’m reporting him to the local chinese resturant.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
If Rihanna was ugly…she would be sucking dick in stairwells for curry and shandy.
TheXDexperience via Twitter
I’m bout to get tatted up by Stevie Wonder…I heard he is a beast.
YD via Twitter
Losers cannot be comfortable around success.
Trent Jackson via Twitter
…complaining about the food at BBQs is like complaining about the articles in Playboy.
If you can wrap your legs around your neck there’s no reason you shouldn’t be getting paid.
Anthaknee Williams via Twitter
I don’t play token black dude so well sorry…
Darrell Bennett Jr. via Twitter
Sooooo, I’ve decided that people that sleep their way to the top work just as hard as anyone else.
Raafiq René J. via Twitter
Remember how porn in the 80s and 90s had soft relaxing music (elevator music)? Now the music is just aggressive.
Que Duong via Twitter
If I drop a piece of chicken on the ground and a pigeon comes by and swoops it up into its mouth, isn’t that like cannibalism?
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
Ugh, I’m trapped in Queens.
In Queens or with Queens?
BOTH!
History repeats itself. First as tragedy, then as farce.
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter
The average person in Honduras or Vietnam is expected to live longer than the average African-American in New Orleans.
Access, Access, Access (The New York Times)
If they never see you read, you can’t tell them. [It's] like puffing on a cigarette and telling your kids not to smoke.
Terry McMillan via Twitter
Let Texas secede and create its own nation with no taxes, no services, no minorities and no evolution and leave the rest of us alone.
Keith Boykin via Twitter
If wealth was based on hard work, African-Americans would be the wealthiest people in our nation. It’s not about behavior. It’s about government policies. Who does the government help and who is it not helping?
Study finds median wealth for single black women at $5
The most potent weapon of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed.
Steve Biko
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another fantastic list! have a great week!