Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10

(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long)

…yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass.

If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because they have money?
Scrivs via Twitter

…bitch buy yourself a turtleneck cause I will never sweat cha.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

Work ethic is defined by what you’re willing to do when nobody is watching.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

Justice is what love looks like in public.
Michael Eric Dyson

You stay in this world long enough and you’ll reach the point where news can be shocking, but it fails to surprise you anymore.
Racewire – College “Ghetto-Themed” Parties: The Awful, Racist Idea That Just Won’t Die

I don’t understand why people get mad when you do something that you said you were going to do.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

There are two ways to do things: my way or the wrong way.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

I debate my peers. All others I teach.
John Henrik Clarke

You’re too superficial, that’s why you have no friends.
I’m superficial because I won’t be friends with fatties?
SEE!

I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
The W B via Twitter

I think one of us is supposed to take our pants off now.
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(while watching Jesus Camp)
oh right, Ted Haggard! Isn’t he gay?
Yep…got excommunicated…his wife didnt leave him.
I know, isn’t that crazy! I’m telling you I need a girlfriend.
That’ll be OK with you fucking a dude?
Sure, my love of cock isn’t going away any time soon.
You might have to like pussy.
I’ll start eating oysters to prepare.
Let me know how that works out for you.
The oysters or the pussy?

In today’s market, Rihanna sings better than Whitney Houston. I DARE you to deny it.
The Skorpion via Twitter

I’ve learned not to hate, not to blame, not to envy and not to criticize but to appreciate what God has in store for me.
Paula Abdul via Twitter

As I continue growing in life I realize it’s less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
Kevin Watson via Twitter

THIS is why I love Kelly Clarkson.

I don’t sit in the dark and curse the dark, I try to light a match!
Dr. Maya Angelou

Sometimes you’ve gotta let go, just to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
Rev Run via Twitter

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