How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before?
Derrick L. Briggs via livestream
What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day!
Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good ass will make you kill somebody.
Ryan Drake
Tops are like politicians: finding a good one that knows what he’s doing is a rarity.
Jared Shanklin via Twitter
Awwww, life’s not fair. That’s why condoms come in different sizes.
Makael McLendon via Twitter
Ass eating is the new tongue kissing.
Alex, what’s the key to making money here? Is it a double-jointed asshole? Foreskin that you can french braid? What is it? What’s the secret?
Beauty and the Meat
People get really wrapped up in their minds about people who are queer-identified or trans-identified. It doesn’t have to be that big of a deal. Correction, it isn’t that big of a deal.
I am transgender, and I want my voice to be heard (CNN)
Now see if I cuss the mothafucka out for calling me fat booty then I’m the bitch.
Jasmyne Cannick via Twitter
You can’t quote Tupac, and then turn around and quote RuPaul!!
Urban Prince via twitter
I wanna go see How to Tame A Dragon.
Why, you already know how to tame my dragon.
Hehe, do I?
Guys, PLEASE stop.
Creativity requires a mind, and a herd has none.
Non-Apple’s Mistake (Loper OS)
Loving someone is easy. To really like them and love them is a whole other thing.
Ramona Singer via Twitter
I don’t understand why people (mostly blacks) make sure their child ain’t gay, but don’t tell them to stay away from violence and drugs.
Denim Javon Morrison via Twitter
The courage to love truth is one of the preconditions to thinking critically.
Cornel West via Twitter
Ryan Phillipe’s hosting SNL tonight? Ummm, why? He ain’t had a hit movie in…wait has he EVER had a hit movie?
The last hit Ryan was ever in was Reese [Whiterspoon].
Twitter shenanigans
Being a gay man with a foot half in and out of the closet is tough; the games it plays with your mind – and more importantly, your heart – are hard to put into words…
Jumping in the deep end (Former Australian Olympic Swimmer Daniel Kowalski)
Criticizing Lady Gaga to her fanatics is like trying to convince a Christian that evolution exists.
Ruben via Twitter
Greatest gift: the ability to make yourself happy from inward.
ShawnQT via Twitter
By focusing on relatively harmless fashion trends, we effectively sidestep the issues that truly undermine the life chances of our youth…If we truly worry about the futures of our children, we should stop judging their clothes and take a good look at ourselves.
Sagging pants: Hip-hop fashion trend or prison culture? (Marc Lamont Hill)
Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Tamia via Twitter
Infatuation is the new love. And love is the new desperate.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter
I realized earlier you have to love some people from a distance.
Candy Moore via Twitter
One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter
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