It smell like weed and ass in here. You need to do better.
via Mr. Jones
I wanna see the Glee episode of Madonna!
ralphfv via Twitter
(His dyslexia/non English sentence construction is so cute)
I can’t wait til Justin Bieber starts shooting coke and ruins his image.
Urban Prince via Twitter
Avoid using masculine pronouns in sentences where the subject’s gender is not specified. Broads find it offensive.
FakeAPStylebook via Twitter
You don’t understand how important it is to have a boyfriend with a pretty dick. I mean it’s really important!
ShawnQt via Twitter
From what I see in the world, no one wants “relationships” anymore. Everyone wants RELATIONS.
iFashionMUSE via Twitter
I wanted to tell him to kiss my high yellow ass. And savor the sazon season used to create it.
DaviesGravey via Twitter
Hey asshole, nice job with the passive aggressiveness, but who do you think you’re talking to? I’m from Los Angeles; nobody does passive-aggressive like we do!
How I went from Apple store newbie to lifetime ban in one week (Protocol Snow)
Look, this is Manhattan: Neighborhoods change, neighborhoods become yuppie. I don’t feel I’m doing anything criminal by living here. I don’t know, maybe I’m being naïve. It doesn’t feel like an issue to me, but maybe that’s ’cause I’m on the good end of it.
When Hipsters Move in on Chinese: It’s Ugly (Village Voice)
Ladies, grow a brain. If the man is interested in barebacking you, chances are decent that he’s barebacked others, been barebacked himself or engaged in other risky behaviors.
Heterosexuals do most of the barebacking in New York City (Pam’s House Blend)
In the US, today’s xenophobic understanding of immigration makes the words “immigrant,” “illegal alien,” and “Hispanic/Latino” interchangeable.
It’s Open Hunting Season For Brown People In Arizona (Eric Anthony Grollman)
Given this remarkably messy history, the problem with reparations may not be so much whether they are a good idea or deciding who would get them; the larger question just might be from whom they would be extracted.
Ending the Slavery Blame-Game (Henry Louis Gates Jr.)
Love is just an intense desire to be desired!
Rev Run via Twitter
I’m just going to need everyone to start making smarter decisions and to take responsibility for their actions.
Talent gets you in the door, but character keeps you in the room…
Reggie Bush via Twitter