Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.4.10

Whoever stole my ipod, you are getting a good porn collection and awesome music. Fuck you bastards!
ralphfv via Twitter

Is he going to Sizzle? Do they even allow bisexuals at Sizzle?

Never put icy hot on your balls. Don’t ask me how I know.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter

…cause you’re smart, you’re gay, and then you’re Filipino, I’m like oh my gosh ya know you’re like the complete package!
ilikejoaquin appreciation :] (freshlyFLIPPED)

T-Pain says he’s making a gospel record. He explains, “I go to church just as much as I go to the strip club.” Does he know how that sounds?
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter

Someone please go to Wondercon, find Jake Gyllenhal and yell “YOU’RE NOT PERSIAN!” and then throw a shoe at him.
omniphiliac via Twitter

I think men fight because they are scared and confused.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

The conjunction of a black president and a female speaker of the House — topped off by a wise Latina on the Supreme Court and a powerful gay Congressional committee chairman — would sow fears of disenfranchisement among a dwindling and threatened minority in the country no matter what policies were in play.
The Rage Is Not About Health Care (The New York Times)

An idiot with a plan trumps a genius without one.
Rev Run via Twitter

Real American Stories’ features uplifting tales about overcoming adversity and we believe Mr. Smith’s interview fits that criteria. However, as it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.
Palin’s show drops LL Cool J after he complains (Oh the Fox News shade!)

Being open is tough when there’s no reciprocation.
Richard Garcia via Twitter

Sooner or later we have to move on. No matter what the situation, we have to move on.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

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