Well you gotta admit, sometimes the best way to preserve a marriage is to have a girlfriend on the side…
Family Values GOP Rep To Resign Over Affair (commenter tchamp77)
Delaware is like a cousin that you deal with only because you’re family.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
The blacker the berry, the worse the credit score.
Urban Prince via Twitter
(Observing young white sisters)
Don’t climb that ladder, I had a friend who climbed a fire escape once and she fell and broke her back.
Yeah, but she was drunk. You always fail to mention that part. When I was a kid she would always tell me not to climb ladders even before I started drinking.
WHATEVER! The point is if you fell off a ladder and hurt yourself I’d be sad, OK?
Laura Bush coming out for gay marriage! I guess if you’re married to W for 30 years you know you don’t have to be gay to have sex with an asshole.
Bill Maher via Twitter
Why does every young straight black guy think he can rap? I guess it’s the same reason every young gay black boy thinks he can model…
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
Do you have sex like a ho? I know I do…its more fun.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
There are some very lonely & attention seeking people out here.
WhatsTheT via Twitter
Single carries a connotation of eligibility and possibility, while unmarried has that dreaded over-the-hill, out-of-luck, you-are-finished, no-chance implication. An aroma of mothballs and perpetual aunt.
All the Single Ladies (The New York Times)
Most of our troubles are due to our passionate desire for and attachment to things that we misapprehend as enduring entities.
Dalai Lama
Dance like a bottom, fuck like a top!
SnookeyBaby via Twitter
When people hate on you, it’s really because they’re intimidated.
Rev Run via Twitter
What’s the difference between an enemy and a friend? Timing.
Reese via Twitter
You don’t get to have everything. There’s always a price.
Shonda Rhimes (CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM GREY’S ANATOMY SEASON FINALE)
Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley
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