…I’m sayin. Freud was coked out a good chunk of his life, but the man was on to something!
Some folks will do anything to get attention. And then can’t back it up.
Terry McMillan via Twitter
Pretty or intellect!?! Cause clearly I have to choose tonight!
soulforce84 via Twitter
When Belly came out, I remember thinking it was the best movie ever. It’s on BET right now and I see I lacked perspective in 1998.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
Chris Brown sang the National Anthem at the Mayweather-Mosley fight? That’s like Michael Vick opening the Westminster Dog Show.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon
I wanna leave [the gym] soaking wet like a bottom at Sizzle!
Michael Anthony Miles via Twitter
And is it me, or does she look like a less glammed-up Julie from Desperate Housewives?
Bill and Hillary Clinton’s Niece Gets Government Assistance (Prune Juice Media)
Some women are so stupid, if a man wants to see his son LET HIM YOU DUMB BITCH! Most men don’t.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
My last job has gained me several hood ass straight male friends. “You mad cool son, because you don’t be tryna rape me nigga.”
Markie B. via Twitter
I just heard on the news “the suspect is described as a middle eastern, east indian or hispanic male.” Threateningly brown would have sufficed!
Richard Garcia via Twitter
You can always tell when Oprah doesn’t like someone. She stays smiling but her eyes will steal the breath from your pillow.
basseyworld via Twitter
What people say, what people do, and what people say they do are three entirely different things.
Blueyedsimba via Twitter
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
H. Albright
I’m not so much into love. Love (except the love of God) is overrated. I’d much rather have mutual respect.
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
Barbra Johnson
If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.
Sometimes people confuse other things for love; like not wanting to be lonely, afraid or hurt.
Private Practice
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