You nasty mother fathers!
For nearly a year I’ve been offering a space to critically talk about sex and sexuality with a critical race perspective and what’s the most popular post on the site? The one with all the big black dicks swinging in the air.
Sigh.
Well as the saying goes, if you can’t beat (read: teach) them, join ‘em.I didn’t want to leave out those of you with a fetish for booty, so I present to you the princes of pop and lock, the purveyors of rump shaking, the ones who answer the question: “How low can you go?.” Without further ado, the best of Youtube Booty Bounce.
10. Dizzo07
Before we move to the backside, let’s look at the new dance craze you’ll see all summer. It’s called dick slang (I know) and if you’re going to try this at home, be sure to wear the appropriate uniform (basketball shorts with no underwear). A half chub wouldn’t hurt either.
9. Darryl5267
Excellent form, great use of props and he manages to get some great hand motions in. Five stars!
8. trumotocross23
Please note these gentlemen are not gay identified. They did not win those trophies at a ball. They did not show their abs at the end to reestablish their masculinity. And this post is strictly for the ladies.
7. freakyheart101
I always love these tandem videos because I have so many questions: whose idea was it? How do you negotiate the choreography? There’s a whole dissertation in there!
6. capunchis (Andressa Soares)
This video was on several accounts, so I don’t know what is the original. But if there’s one female who deserves to be on this list, she’s the one!
5. 90210beauty
In addition to the females, we gotta have the white boys represent!
4. tmax405
Tyler shows you amateurs how the pros get down (literally). Wait for it! (0:49)
3. tenhut
This really isn’t a booty bounce video, but I love their energy!
2. awwwwwwwwww
This kid is the king of Youtube booty bounce. With several videos, all with different songs and underwear, there is something for everyone!
1. zakaryit504
The chair in the air, the ones on the bar…there’s so much to take in. Pool tables everywhere are unsafe. Two words: sensory overload.
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