I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(works in real life too)
Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard?
Kevcola via Twitter
I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill.
DaviesGravey via Twitter
I’m boycotting (the comeback of) Dru Hill because of Nokio’s hair. Fuck the music.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
Well at least she’s not selling crack…or her crack.
All they need to clean up this oil spill is ShamWow.
Trent Jackson via Twitter
I miss Danity Kane.
ralphfv via Twitter
Cable’s ability to attract top-tier talk show hosts continues. Welcome aboard, disgraced New York Governor Eliot Spitzer!
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
I know it’s mostly kids but anyone so idle and lame to camp out for a phone or a movie should be used to stop up the oil well.
Bill Maher via Twitter
How soon do people forget what you’ve done for them…
megamanmikey via Twitter
…life is apparently stealing away my passion slowly. I’m taking it back.
commenter Shane – You Are All You Need (AdamIrby.com)
Just because I don’t need a man don’t mean I don’t want one.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter
We just have to accept the fact that some people will stay in our hearts, even after we’ve left theirs.
Tpromix via Twitter
Sometimes what you don’t like ends up being unexpectedly all you needed.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter
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