One reason I love New York City so much is the random celebrity sightings. You get to see stars in their natural habitat, which to me is a lot more interesting than when you see them at an event/overt stalking. I also have channeling powers, so I tend to meet people at really interesting moments. [...]
Archive | July, 2010
The Idiot/Asshole Rule
Welcome back to TWAT: The World According to Tony. This is where we talk about life lessons I’ve learned over the years and incorporated into my world perspective. Simply put: binaries suck, especially when it comes to issues of sex and sexuality. Life is full of shades of grey and it’s important to talk about [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10
What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]
One Year Later
Last week, we quietly celebrated the one year anniversary of my return to blogging. Isn’t that crazy?! Those twelve months went by fast didn’t they?
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10
Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]
Quotes of the Week – The Murder of Oscar Grant
New Year’s Eve 2008 is memorable to me for so many reasons. The impromptu threesome…the first time I saw a vagina up close (in the Castro no less! UGH)…the debauchery that night will go down in history as some of the silliest mess of my life. But it’s the aftermath of that night that will [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10
Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.4.10
I can’t stop thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis right now. It made a baby. Regina George via Twitter It doesn’t look like I have cum all over my face…that’s a problems. Work of Art: The Next Great Artist You don’t have a fatty if you’re already fat. You just have an ass. Urban Prince via [...]
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