Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10

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What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this?
commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel)

Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here?
I’ll go check with management.
DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery

I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was gonna be like this. It wasn’t.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

I predict if Chelsea Lately keeps fucking and flirting with these thugs she’s gonna get raped by a wild pack of niggas.
biglilkim via Twitter

Many of the blonds in Austria and Germany are Children of the Corn blonde. Those California women would kill for this color.
Rod McCullom via Twitter

She was like boom boom boom! And then he was like bam! And then there was a black guy.
ilikejoaquin reviews Salt

Inception has entered into the category of a film people think they must see so they can participate in dinner conversations.
Roger Ebert via Twitter

Women fake orgasms. Men fake relationships.
Anthony Coleman via Twitter

And that’s why I don’t hang with large groups of gay men: circle of freneniemes.
Erik via Twitter

Orgasms are one hell of a drug.
Lady Wonder via Twitter

Are you really ready for love or is it just the lonely talking again?
Urban Prince via Twitter

Facebook is for friends that are now strangers. Twitter is for strangers that should be your friends.
Zahid Hussain via Twitter

Work destroys your soul by stealthily invading your brain during the hours not officially spent working.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

Race still matters. Can America be truthful about itself and still pursue democracy?
(I say no)
Cornet West Via Twitter

Someone who does you an injury hurts you twice: first by the injury itself, and second by taking up your time afterward thinking about it.
The Top Idea in Your Mind (Paul Graham)

Interesting when people talk about communication they rarely talk about listening. That’s one of the main reasons why communication fails.
Tyme White via Twitter

Success is achieved by those who are always willing to take the next step, whatever that step may be.
Ralph Marston via The Secret Daily

I’m done being Mr. Nice Guy. Fuck you all.
ralphfv via Twitter

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