I can’t stop thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis right now. It made a baby.
Regina George via Twitter
It doesn’t look like I have cum all over my face…that’s a problems.
Work of Art: The Next Great Artist
You don’t have a fatty if you’re already fat. You just have an ass.
Urban Prince via Twitter
If “sex sells”, what does “whoring” do?
Daboisnick via Twitter
I need you to stop all your OZ fantasies. Prison rape ain’t like in porn!
C. Jay Conrod via Twitter
Did Youtube set black people back twenty years without us knowing?
Justin via Twitter
Why do cities build fancy museums and not affordable housing?
Betsy Dorsett via Twitter
Funny how people always want to call you for an emotional pick me up…bitch do like me and call God! Or catch me on a better day…
Trent Jackson via Twitter
It’s funny how rappers who used to rob people for a living complain about people stealing their music by downloading it.
OTwizzy via Twitter
Bottom-line is this: our goal is to best represent the merchandise we offer for our customers.
(read: we’ll lie to you if it’ll get you to buy the damn shirt)
Nordstrom Explains Botched Photoshop Job (Jezebel)
Maybe Scream 4 is going uber-meta and killing off the entire cast before the movie is barely into production.
ghouls on film
It’s just that when the New York City Department of Health does a float promoting crystal-meth addiction awareness and sees the need to put twenty go-go boys dancing around the float to call attention to the message, well, there is something really wrong with the world.
The first and final gay pride march (Blabbeando)
Androgyny is bewitching in art, but in real life it can lead to stagnation and boredom, which no pill can cure.
No Sex Please, We’re Middle Class (The New York Times)
It’s not about the sex…it’s about being wanted and desired by someone else…the physical act is often overrated.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter
Sometimes, we get mad at people for not being who we imagined them to be, however unrealistic the expectation was.
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter
I think everyone has that voice inside of them. It’s just about listening to it.
Cisco via Twitter
Without spiritual strength and candid friends who challenge you with love, one cannot but give up, cave in, or sell out.
Cornel West via Twitter
Sometimes good things fall apart so better things can fall together.
Marilyn Monroe
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