image from layoutsparks Beautiful Disaster by Tony Freeman you’re broken, I can’t fix you I thought I had the right tools it seemed like I found paradise but you’re broken and I’m April’s fool you’re broken, I can’t fix you the shattered glass lay pon the floor I’m bruised and bleeding everywhere never chase a [...]
Archive | August, 2010
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10
We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10
See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10
Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.1.10
Lesbians are so dramatic. Queer Kid of Color via Twitter Why do I feel like Terrell Owens and Chad Ococinco had sex before? Why do I feel like T.O. was the top? Reggie via Twitter Nick Cannon is somewhere laughing at Christina Milan. BrunoMarti via Twitter If you start referring to first dates as ‘suicide [...]
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