See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean and do the laundry.
commenter Tank – Portia De Rossi To Take Ellen Degeneres’ Name (Towleroad)
I’ve never met a DL lesbian.
Urban Prince via Twitter
(me neither!)
If you’re fat you have to be funny! People only like unhappy fat people on TLC specials.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter
So it’s OK to talk about the clitoris but not about Bethany Getting Married?!
omniphiliac and family at a restaurant
The next person who retweets Arsenio friggin Hall in my timeline gets unfollowed.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter
I like Wyclef a lot – but he couldn’t get the Fugees back together — how can he get Haiti together?
Clay Cane via Twitter
(watching The Dorothy Dandridge movie)
Yeah, Halle was really great in this. I can see how she got the role over Janet [Jackson].
Who do you think will play Janet in her life movie?
(scoffs) As long as it’s not Ashanti!
Y’all say real men don’t hit women…well classy women shouldn’t throw punches.
TheWorldofKevin via Twitter
Erudition, scholarship, & academia are three layers of knowledge analogue to love, marriage, & prostitution.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter
Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
DeAndre via Twitter
If your mind says no and your heart says yes, I would listen to my mind.
Terry McMillan via Twitter
I hate being the bad guy. Unfortunately, I’m really good at it.
Karsh via Twitter
Eventually you’ll get to the point where you just don’t have time to be bothered with the people and things that cripple, hinder and enable complacency in your life.
Trent Jackson – Letting Go, Loving Yourself…The Daily Dose
Something tells me I know the answers to all my questions but I want an alternative ending.
Blueyedsimba via Twitter
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LOL…I know a DL lesbian…. :gag: Thank you for bringing something different to the cipher!