I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money.
She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face.
(Two for two again!)
Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously?
Project Runway quote of the season contender April
Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise Potato Chip bag.
D0wJ0nEs has an inappropriate roommate
Justin Bieber is like a one-man, white guys only Menudo.
Shoq Value via Twitter
I can’t help but think the phrase “beating around the bush” had a sexual origin.
Urban Prince via Twitter
Wearing a tall tee does not hide the fact that you switch harder than a street walker.
Daboisnick via Twitter
Can we get her hit by a bus like George?
commenter Renee – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Exclusive – Closure is coming for Alex/Izzie fans (The Ausiello Files)
Performing arts center in Santa Rosa is having a musical rendition of Aladdin on 9/11. Too soon.
omniphiliac via Twitter
Dear Well-Meaning White People,
Black folks don’t use bling-bling anymore. Not even just bling. So please, let it go.
(that goes for crunk too!)
Why was everybody goin off on Fantasia about stealing somebody’s husband and said nothing about Alicia Keys?
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Peter Griffin via Twitter
Upward mobility in a nonprofit isn’t about skill or leadership as much as it is nepotism and being in the right place at the right time.
The Nation-State: Apartheid without political incorrectness.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter
People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Rev Run via Twitter
Burning bridges is not my past-time, but I do like playing with lighters.
Anthony Smith via Twitter
Real achievement isn’t measured by what we have but by who we have become.
Tpromix via Twitter
Don’t allow the intensity of your desires to overwhelm the integrity of your pursuit of them.
Alfred Edmond Jr. via Twitter
It’s critical to understand your history and then be true to oneself.
Cornel West via Twitter
Life is much more interesting with a little touch of crazy.
Davey Wavey via Twitter
If you hang in there, it all works out in the end.
Tyme White via Twitter