If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(or your father did a good job pimping you?)
Dear skinny boys,
your abs don’t count!
YoBoiPat via Twitter
As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re changing their name to Uncle TSA.
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
It turns out there’s no good way to nonchalantly walk down a workplace corridor with an erection.
Sam Krysiak via Twitter
Catching up on tabloids on my vacation – Tony Parker, a Frenchman and a NBA player, cheated on his wife – who could see that coming?
Bill Maher via Twitter
Alicia Keys wants other celebs to boycott Twitter for a day. Why couldn’t she boycott other people’s husbands?
TrentGrapeJuice via Twitter
Black Friday: the day when everything is project cheap. Coincidence or racial?
Affion Crockett via Twitter
Remember when The Black Eyed Peas were a serious hip hop group? Now they’re sampling Dirty Dancing & wearing neon.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter
Wow, both of them were amazing. Finally [WorldStarHipHop]: BBoy. Real hip hop with a little Asian kid and a White guy.
commenter Guest – Dance Clip Of The Week: 8-Year-Old Vs Grown Man In A Dance Off!
Sucking a man’s dick from the back will keep him a week longer than he wants to be there.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
(true story if you’re doing it right!)
A great marriage isn’t when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It’s when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
I couldn’t imagine having to sign online and rummage through my social networks in search of dates & friendship. It must be sad.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter
To deal with the funk is to deal with the wounds, scars, and bruises, but not allowing it to have the last word.
Cornel West via Twitter
While everyone was busy thinking outside the box, I quitely snuck back into it.
Simon Dexter via Twitter
No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Don’t worry about those who have turned their backs on you. When they think they’ve made it they will see they still need your back to lean on.
Monica via Twitter
In order for you to lead the orchestra, you must first turn your back to the audience.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter
Relationship Fact: The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
Spectacular Smith via Twitter
You will never fall in love while trying to be careful.
The Quote Doctor via Twitter