
I think I just shot a hadouken out of my penis.
That can’t be good Damon!
Ask me about my weiner!!!!
If you insist Dante
Are you a bottom?
For the right price.
Ewww you have sex for money?
Ewww you have sex for free?
Oh Adrian
Yeah, it’s not cute that he’s trying to be kinky in his sleep. Timing is everything.
The best advice of the year from omniphiliac
Every time Grindr posts about marriage equality an angel loses his hard-on.
Jessica Halem via Twitter
So there’s a show called The Joy Of Teen Sex? Our society is completely fucked. And this is coming from a porn site.
Tube8 via Twitter
I love seeing bottoms in Jordan.
Steven has interesting fetishes
Dammit, I found another co-worker on A4A!
How do you think I feel? Every time I go on Grindr on my lunch hour all I see are men in my building who look straight.
Nothing says I love you, like paying for the abortion.
A friendly reminder from Jiz
How much of a hurry do you have to be in to have to rely on Siri to find an abortion clinic? That feels like a “sit down and type” question.
Paul Carr via Twitter
How sure are we that pepper spray is any worse than the regular ambience of a crowded Walmart?
John Gruber with a good question
Living Social is offering the following deal: five Big Macs and five large fries for $13. Does it come with a free angioplasty?
I’m lovin it Alicia Jessop
Choosing between Real Housewives of Atlanta or The Soul Train Awards is like choosing between genital warts or chlamydia.
Lonnell doesn’t like what’s on Black TV
I’d like to thank my time line for reminding me Tyler Perry has another show. I’d also like to judge you all for watching it.
UptownNotes.com via Twitter
TJ Holmes leaves CNN for BET. BET doesn’t have any news shows, so he’s becoming the front news man for an entire network. Or he could have a three-episode stint on the new season of The Game, only time will tell.
My money’s on the latter Karsh
Kelly Clarkson endorses Ron Paul; no word yet on whether this will be offensive to her African-American fan.
No, I wasn’t offended John
Just like a job, when it’s comes to friendships, you can’t keep the title if you are slacking on your duties.
Sounds good Kevin
Sometimes your biggest mistake isn’t falling for them, it’s thinking they fell for you too.
C’mon somebody!
The closer we get to our destination, the more people we seem to leave behind.
Ernest Greene III via Twitter
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