Don’t impregnate chicks that know your Twitter handle.
etfp via Twitter
I’ve met the man of my dreams and he’s an asshole. Plan B?
Los Angeles is a lot like Mean Girls. Just without an “off” button. Not that you’d want to turn off Mean Girls…
Davey Wavey via his Facebook
It’s hard staying in beast mode when you’re in a lavender onesie.
hands down one of the best seasons of Big Brother in recent years.
Renounce that hair.
commenter Chuck Hoover – Antoine Dodson Renounces Homosexuality: Announces On Twitter, Facebook (ajaxx63 Facebook)
Her hearing fucked up her equilibrium. She was off balance. Shout out to sign language.
commenter jam – Foxy Brown Takes a Tumble (Straight From the A)
Perhaps I’m just ignorant of burglarizing methods, but does being shirtless aid in the process?
He was going for the natural, organic burglar look.
Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him in Yard for Police, Goes to Work (Gawker)
GREAT Rapid Fire but Pluto isn’t a planet anymore 🙁
dariusd2003 with the fine print (ADTV)
I hope ABC treats Joss [Whedon] better than FOX did.
How could they treat him any worse?
‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ gets shiny logo (EW)
Realest walk ever: from 125th & Lexington to 122th & Lex. Shit’s a parade of woes…hurts my feelings.
Walking thru broken dreams.
NYC: the land of aspirations destroyed
Someone tell Jay Z to give out a million fucking books for free.
Cosign with Charles Wade
I’m glad I was a square in my twenties.
Crissle West via Twitter
The truth is this: in a white supremacist world, black people cannot survive without ego. You ‘must’ be your own biggest fan.
Spectra Speaks (Kanye West)
You can’t change the people around you, but you can choose the people around you.
Stevie Mackey via Twitter