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Beautiful Disaster

by Anthony on 31. Aug, 2010 in personal

image from layoutsparks Beautiful Disaster by Tony Freeman you’re broken, I can’t fix you I thought I had the right tools it seemed like I found paradise but you’re broken and I’m April’s fool you’re broken, I can’t fix you the shattered glass lay pon the floor I’m bruised and bleeding everywhere never chase a [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

by Anthony on 29. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money. Queer Kid of Color shenanigans She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face. (Two for two again!) Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously? Project Runway quote of the season contender April Keri Hilson looks like the owl [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10

by Anthony on 22. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10

by Anthony on 15. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10

by Anthony on 08. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.1.10

by Anthony on 01. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Lesbians are so dramatic. Queer Kid of Color via Twitter Why do I feel like Terrell Owens and Chad Ococinco had sex before? Why do I feel like T.O. was the top? Reggie via Twitter Nick Cannon is somewhere laughing at Christina Milan. BrunoMarti via Twitter If you start referring to first dates as ‘suicide [...]

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How Russell Simmons Changed My Life

by Anthony on 29. Jul, 2010 in personal

One reason I love New York City so much is the random celebrity sightings. You get to see stars in their natural habitat, which to me is a lot more interesting than when you see them at an event/overt stalking. I also have channeling powers, so I tend to meet people at really interesting moments. [...]

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The Idiot/Asshole Rule

by Anthony on 26. Jul, 2010 in sex & relationships

Welcome back to TWAT: The World According to Tony. This is where we talk about life lessons I’ve learned over the years and incorporated into my world perspective. Simply put: binaries suck, especially when it comes to issues of sex and sexuality. Life is full of shades of grey and it’s important to talk about [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10

by Anthony on 25. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]

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One Year Later

by Anthony on 20. Jul, 2010 in blog

Last week, we quietly celebrated the one year anniversary of my return to blogging. Isn’t that crazy?! Those twelve months went by fast didn’t they?

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