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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Moment: East Coast Earthquake

It wasn’t an earthquake I was playing double dutch with Precious. WorldStar_Face via Twitter How do I check into my first earthquake on foursquare? Barry Schwartz via Twitter I did not feel the earthquake, thankfully since I was on the Whitestone Bridge. I would have shit myself. Anyone who saw Final Destination 5 would understand. [...]

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Now Trending: Pleasure and Pain

Sticks and stones may break my bones But chains and whips excite me Rihanna – S&M One of the consequences of having sex so readily available is professional porn producers have to kick it up a notch to keep the consumer interested in their product. This is similar to what happens in mainstream movie sequels [...]

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Mandingo in the Middle

Image from Epic Fail My current landlord offered me my new apartment on the spot. In fact, he showed me one that wasn’t even on the market yet. I was so confused, I didn’t even have all the paperwork ready. Why was he being so nice to me? “I’ve been doing this for thirty years [...]

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Two Years Later

image from dryicons It was a risk moving away from the Quotes of the Week, but it helped me accomplish my major goal for year two: to get more intimate. Truth is, I’ve been holding back. It’s a thin line between too much information (TMI) and relevant background. But the feedback I’ve received as well [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Old Habits Die Hard

At least he paid for it. commenter nooz – 70-year-old Queens prison chaplain arrested for paying inmate for oral sex (NY Daily News) I’ve spent more time on the toilet than I have in vaginas this week. under the weather adult video actor Keiran Lee Holy god I’m drooling at these Andrew Garfield Spiderman pics. [...]

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My Sex Is Mental

from Growing Up Lammy It’s time for some mind sex, we ain’t got to take our clothes off yet We can burn the incense, and just chat Relax, I got the good vibrations Before we make love let’s have a good conversation Dead Prez – Mind Sex Before we go any further, I have a [...]

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Let’s Get Married

Funny story: This weekend I attended my bestie from high school’s wedding. It was a glorious affair: sunset on the beach…I was surely taking notes. We were in Sayville, the town where you catch the ferries over to Fire Island. As we bowed our heads for the opening prayer, we were interrupted by cheers coming [...]

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My Single Experience

I’m single because I’m not a verbally validating/affirming person…and a lot of these broken men need that. I’m single because in fact, I can often be verbally abusive. I get it from my mother. And if knowledge is power, my cuts tend to run deeper than most. I’m single because most men want to commit [...]

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Sunday School – Fatal Attraction

Once you’re connected to a person you’re always connected to them and I really wish my ex-boyfriend would stay out of my body and out of my thoughts. In the Mix With Trent – Season 7 Premier While it’s important to know what kind of partner you want, it’s just as important to know what [...]

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