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Heartbreak Hotel

I can’t sleep, so I figured I’d write. There’s this boy I met out a few times. Really cute brown guy, really sweet. Apparently he jumped off the George Washington Bridge earlier this morning. As I sit here looking at his Facebook for answers, I finally understand how difficult suicide is. It leaves you with [...]

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Review: VH1 Divas Celebrates Soul

VH1 is going through a painful identity crisis. Back in 1998 when the Divas franchise premiered, the channel was dominated by the likes of Natalie Imbruglia and Matchbox Twenty. They were still playing music videos (remember that)! There was no VH1 Soul, No Centric. BET was still black owned and operated. Pop music ruled and [...]

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Review: Kylie Minogue’s Aphrodite Les Folies Tour 2011

As anyone who attended any of the previous tours can attest – a Kylie show is not to be missed. Much more than a concert – a Kylie show is indeed a spectacular! Kylie.com Now that I’ve seen her live more than once, I can make this statement publicly: Kylie Minogue puts on the best [...]

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Review: Janet Jackson’s Number Ones: Up Close and Personal Tour

picture taken by Kevin of The Skorpion Show Clay Cane has a nice summary of Janet Jackson’s current tour. She just finished a three night stint here at New York’s famed Radio City Music Hall. I just have one thing to add: The best kind of concerts are when the venue is filled with actual [...]

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Review: Robyn – Body Talk Tour

I’m in the corner, watching you kiss her. I’m right over here, why can’t you see me? I’m giving it my all, but I’m not the guy you’re taking home. I keep dancing on my own. If you follow me on Twitter, you know I went to see Robyn at Radio City Music Hall a [...]

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Christina Aguilera Should Have Done the Michael Jackson Grammy Tribute

Did you all see the nonsense that was the 2010 Grammy Awards 3D tribute to Michael Jackson? Need I remind you how many people complained about the lackluster BET Awards tribute. You would think “music’s biggest night” would bring out the big guns…you’d be wrong. How do you get great talent like Celine Dion, Jennifer [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Special Joss Stone Edition

So many high profile artists are releasing albums this fourth quarter, I thought we’d take a minute to focus on one you may have missed.

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Chico Debarge Could Get It Bareback

Can I be completely inappropriate for a second? I haven’t been anally penetrated in about five years, but all I could think about last week was getting R&B artist Chico DeBarge to have his way with my rectum and ejaculate his babies deep inside.

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