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Quotes of the Week: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun

by on 11. Jan, 2012 in Quotes of the Week

I think I just shot a hadouken out of my penis. That can’t be good Damon! Ask me about my weiner!!!! If you insist Dante Are you a bottom? For the right price. Ewww you have sex for money? Ewww you have sex for free? Oh Adrian Yeah, it’s not cute that he’s trying to [...]

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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

by on 09. Oct, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Moment: East Coast Earthquake

by on 23. Aug, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

It wasn’t an earthquake I was playing double dutch with Precious. WorldStar_Face via Twitter How do I check into my first earthquake on foursquare? Barry Schwartz via Twitter I did not feel the earthquake, thankfully since I was on the Whitestone Bridge. I would have shit myself. Anyone who saw Final Destination 5 would understand. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Old Habits Die Hard

by on 18. Jul, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

At least he paid for it. commenter nooz – 70-year-old Queens prison chaplain arrested for paying inmate for oral sex (NY Daily News) I’ve spent more time on the toilet than I have in vaginas this week. under the weather adult video actor Keiran Lee Holy god I’m drooling at these Andrew Garfield Spiderman pics. [...]

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Why Do You Write?

by on 05. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Karsh, the black gay blogger I took the end of the year to reflect on the blog and I asked myself why I started writing again. Truth is this blog has been my therapy. In a world of structural and interpersonal poison, this blog is the only space I have complete control of. I had [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

by on 02. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.26.10

by on 26. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school! Rob Delaney via Twitter My Dad’s all “how’s that job search going?” and I’m all “stop yelling at me” and he’s all “calm down” and I’m all “bye.” White Girl Problems via Twitter You continuing to date strong minded men and not expecting to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.19.10

by on 21. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

OMG, Precious is so damn funny the second time through. soulforce84 via Twitter (true story) I wasn’t really feeling the Christmas spirit until I saw this. commenter K.Armakld – gingerbread crackhouse (Flickr) I predict by this time next month, a case of Four Loko’s will be more valuable than a case of Cristal. Jeremy via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.12.10

by on 12. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet. Trent Jackson via Twitter If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut. Mr. Jones via Twitter (True Story) I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high. Urban Prince via Twitter (me [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10

by on 05. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]

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