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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

by Anthony on 29. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money. Queer Kid of Color shenanigans She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face. (Two for two again!) Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously? Project Runway quote of the season contender April Keri Hilson looks like the owl [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10

by Anthony on 22. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10

by Anthony on 15. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10

by Anthony on 08. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.1.10

by Anthony on 01. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Lesbians are so dramatic. Queer Kid of Color via Twitter Why do I feel like Terrell Owens and Chad Ococinco had sex before? Why do I feel like T.O. was the top? Reggie via Twitter Nick Cannon is somewhere laughing at Christina Milan. BrunoMarti via Twitter If you start referring to first dates as ‘suicide [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10

by Anthony on 25. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

by Anthony on 19. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – The Murder of Oscar Grant

by Anthony on 16. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

New Year’s Eve 2008 is memorable to me for so many reasons. The impromptu threesome…the first time I saw a vagina up close (in the Castro no less! UGH)…the debauchery that night will go down in history as some of the silliest mess of my life. But it’s the aftermath of that night that will [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10

by Anthony on 11. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.4.10

by Anthony on 04. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I can’t stop thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis right now. It made a baby. Regina George via Twitter It doesn’t look like I have cum all over my face…that’s a problems. Work of Art: The Next Great Artist You don’t have a fatty if you’re already fat. You just have an ass. Urban Prince via [...]

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