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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10

by on 28. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you. Mr. Jones via Twitter (or your father did a good job pimping you?) Dear skinny boys, your abs don’t count! YoBoiPat via Twitter (cosigns) As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.21.10

by on 21. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Wesley Snipes get three years for taxes. Johannes Mehserle gets two years for first degree murder. Ferrari Sheppard via Twitter Just cuz it doesn’t smell, does not mean its clean. Urban Prince via Twitter The fact that a barber suggested I “rub some pussy on that shit!” to grow my hair is just… Will McNair [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

by on 14. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.7.10

by on 07. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Hell is a bed with less than six pillows. White Girl Problems via Twitter You [guys] been acting like bitches all year… be a man for Halloween! overheard by Spoken Reasons Bright colors are for children and whores. Bam Bam Rubble via Twitter My love ain’t cheap. Simon Dexter via Twitter [Men] are like cellphones…after [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.31.10

by on 31. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

(Latino male and Asian female friends) I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween! Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band. We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet? Asshole. I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons. Wait, what? I’m just trying to raise [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.10

by on 23. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

by on 17. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.10.10

by on 10. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If another mofo says “It’s chilly out there” to me, I just might scream. Folks, check your calendars. It’s October. Mr. Jones pointing out the obvious Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. Dashaun Wesley via Twitter Oh shit I just found a new way to talk behind people’s back on [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10

by on 03. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate when Asians play dumb. Urban Prince via Twitter Oh hell nawww! comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not …then FUCK YOU! 1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue) I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!! ralphfv via Twitter (I think he meant the movie Devil…lol) [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

by on 27. Sep, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]

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