A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]
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Quotes of the Week (Special Edition) – Bishop Eddie Long Sexual Coercion Lawsuit(s)
On Tuesday, two Georgia men sued megachurch pastor Eddie Long alleging he coerced them to have sexual relations. It hasn’t even been a full 36 hours and not only are the interwebs ablaze, but now a third lawsuit has been filed. We’re going to keep a close eye on this story, but I wanted to [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.10
What do Scorpio’s have to offer besides their overrated sex? Urban Prince via Twitter I refuse to accept people who were born in the 1990s on my facebook. ralphfv via Twitter There’s a difference between an opportunist and a user. JuztDevious via Twitter Just got back from the worst orgy ever: it was “business casual.” [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.12.10
It is impossible to “threaten” someone into career prostitution. You would have to be the world’s biggest pussy (no pun intended). commenter empty.bin – Queens Woman Busted for Forcing Young Immigrants into Sex Slavery (Gawker) Be safe, everyone! Last Labor Day I got roofied on my own yacht. White Girl Problems via Twitter MoNique is [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.5.10
Porn stars are people too. Kent via Twitter Um, I’ll pass. I don’t need LOGO to remind me that I’m not thin, rich or loved enough to be an A List gay. I’d rather watch real gays with real lives. commenter B List Gay – Watch: Preview for Logo’s Gay NYC Housewives Series ‘THE A [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10
We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10
See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10
Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.1.10
Lesbians are so dramatic. Queer Kid of Color via Twitter Why do I feel like Terrell Owens and Chad Ococinco had sex before? Why do I feel like T.O. was the top? Reggie via Twitter Nick Cannon is somewhere laughing at Christina Milan. BrunoMarti via Twitter If you start referring to first dates as ‘suicide [...]
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