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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10

Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.4.10

Whoever stole my ipod, you are getting a good porn collection and awesome music. Fuck you bastards! ralphfv via Twitter Is he going to Sizzle? Do they even allow bisexuals at Sizzle? Never put icy hot on your balls. Don’t ask me how I know. ilikejoaquin via Twitter …cause you’re smart, you’re gay, and then [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10

(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long) …yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass. If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.09

The whole top and bottom thing’s a little boring for me now. Damien Crosse (video below NSFW) Shouts out to all the naive broads that still think Tyson Beckford is straight. Mr. Jones via Twitter (someone trying to convince me to move to brooklyn) So you’re gonna move uptown and pay like $1000+ for an [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.09

Ending 7/25/09 [Editor's note: I have an inappropriate sense of humor. But if you follow me on Twitter, you already knew that.] (Explaining to my friend that I wasn’t going to start working out again until I could afford nutritious food) Eating right is expensive. I know. That’s why I don’t eat at all! Now [...]

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