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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

by on 09. Oct, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

by on 02. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.19.10

by on 21. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

OMG, Precious is so damn funny the second time through. soulforce84 via Twitter (true story) I wasn’t really feeling the Christmas spirit until I saw this. commenter K.Armakld – gingerbread crackhouse (Flickr) I predict by this time next month, a case of Four Loko’s will be more valuable than a case of Cristal. Jeremy via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.12.10

by on 12. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet. Trent Jackson via Twitter If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut. Mr. Jones via Twitter (True Story) I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high. Urban Prince via Twitter (me [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10

by on 05. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

by on 14. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

by on 17. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

by on 19. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10

by on 11. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

by on 19. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]

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