Being a top is no excuse for being a bore.
Random Phantom via Twitter
After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish.
Urban Prince via Twitter
I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo.
Urban Prince as well (I couldn’t choose!)
You will NOT get along with everybody!
Rev Run via Twitter
Chris Brown needs to change it up a bit. To what? I don’t know, but something else. Ciara just needs to fill out a FAFSA.
B.Tiz via Twitter
Maybe I should whore around like everyone else…
Devon Corneil via Twitter
Subtlety is lost on those unable to appreciate it.
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To bankrupt a fool give him information.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter
Dear Arizona, your state used to be part of Mexico. If you are non-Mexican and non-indigenous, then you are the immigrant.
Prerna Lal via Twitter
Way to go, California Supreme Court! Gay couples should have the right to a 50 percent chance of getting divorced, too.
Chad via Twitter
Arnold [Schwarzenegger] being a political weather vane, he obviously thinks supporting gay marriage is good politics now, after vetoing it twice.
David Dayen via Twitter
It’s so sickening to think it’s 2010 and people still care that two guys can love each other.
Karlos Lopez via Twitter
History will remember the gay marriage thing the same way it does segregation.
Darian Aaron via Twitter
…you wouldn’t believe how many white girls I knew in school who honestly just did not think [HIV/AIDS] affected them at all. I know a woman in particular who is so sure she has AIDS at this point that she will NOT get tested, and she sleeps around like crazy.
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I like to be multi-contextual, which is much more important than being multicultural.
Cornel West via Twitter
The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Betty Yelp via Twitter
I’ve come to the conclusion that no one has your best interest in mind…
Michael Miles via Twitter
My existence isn’t based on your validation.
Necole Bitchie via Twitter
The universe does my dirty work. Karma is a bitch.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
To want others to do the best they can for themselves, when they have done the best they can for you — this is intelligence.
Maya Angelou via Twitter
We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.
Charles Swindoll via Tim Ferriss
In this race, you have to pace yourself.
WhatsTheT via Twitter
There’s good and bad in everything… you get what you’re looking for.
Kanye West via Twitter
You can’t bring everyone to the new places you’re going.
Trent Jackson via Twitter