Tag Archives: Bill Maher

Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.12.10

by on 12. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet. Trent Jackson via Twitter If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut. Mr. Jones via Twitter (True Story) I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high. Urban Prince via Twitter (me [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10

by on 28. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you. Mr. Jones via Twitter (or your father did a good job pimping you?) Dear skinny boys, your abs don’t count! YoBoiPat via Twitter (cosigns) As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

by on 19. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10

by on 27. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches. Mr. Jones via Twitter (works in real life too) Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard? Kevcola via Twitter I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill. DaviesGravey [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.23.10

by on 23. May, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Well you gotta admit, sometimes the best way to preserve a marriage is to have a girlfriend on the side… Family Values GOP Rep To Resign Over Affair (commenter tchamp77) Delaware is like a cousin that you deal with only because you’re family. Mr. Jones via Twitter The blacker the berry, the worse the credit [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.28.10

by on 28. Mar, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

(regarding healthcare reform) This is a big fucking deal! Vice President Joe Biden (already a t-shirt!) Dammit, I hate that my default gay (personality) is set to classy/professional. These men look like they want trailer trash sluts! I can be!! I can! Soulforce84 via Twitter I want to see Gerard Butler’s dick. ralphfv via Twitter [...]

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