Tag Archives: Bill Maher

Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10

I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches. Mr. Jones via Twitter (works in real life too) Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard? Kevcola via Twitter I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill. DaviesGravey [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.23.10

Well you gotta admit, sometimes the best way to preserve a marriage is to have a girlfriend on the side… Family Values GOP Rep To Resign Over Affair (commenter tchamp77) Delaware is like a cousin that you deal with only because you’re family. Mr. Jones via Twitter The blacker the berry, the worse the credit [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.28.10

(regarding healthcare reform) This is a big fucking deal! Vice President Joe Biden (already a t-shirt!) Dammit, I hate that my default gay (personality) is set to classy/professional. These men look like they want trailer trash sluts! I can be!! I can! Soulforce84 via Twitter I want to see Gerard Butler’s dick. ralphfv via Twitter [...]

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