Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]
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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.1.10
Lesbians are so dramatic. Queer Kid of Color via Twitter Why do I feel like Terrell Owens and Chad Ococinco had sex before? Why do I feel like T.O. was the top? Reggie via Twitter Nick Cannon is somewhere laughing at Christina Milan. BrunoMarti via Twitter If you start referring to first dates as ‘suicide [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10
What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10
Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10
Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.4.10
I can’t stop thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis right now. It made a baby. Regina George via Twitter It doesn’t look like I have cum all over my face…that’s a problems. Work of Art: The Next Great Artist You don’t have a fatty if you’re already fat. You just have an ass. Urban Prince via [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.13.10
Puerto Ricans are all about reproduction. Lt. Col YoYo via Twitter How do you get over being “over it”? ShawnQT via Twitter A boyfriend is what you make it. Jake Jacobs VI: Love, Lust & Queers – I Don’t Wanna Date I Just Wanna Fu&%k But for a generation with more options than ever before, [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.6.10
You’re easier than jumping over a MTA turnstyle. You’re only a whore if people know about it. Urban Price via Twitter After Sizzle, porn just doesn’t do it for me. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter I don’t have an ass, but I have a really deep throat! The only time I wish my dick were smaller is [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10
How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]
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