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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

by on 09. Oct, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.26.10

by on 26. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school! Rob Delaney via Twitter My Dad’s all “how’s that job search going?” and I’m all “stop yelling at me” and he’s all “calm down” and I’m all “bye.” White Girl Problems via Twitter You continuing to date strong minded men and not expecting to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10

by on 05. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

by on 14. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.7.10

by on 07. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Hell is a bed with less than six pillows. White Girl Problems via Twitter You [guys] been acting like bitches all year… be a man for Halloween! overheard by Spoken Reasons Bright colors are for children and whores. Bam Bam Rubble via Twitter My love ain’t cheap. Simon Dexter via Twitter [Men] are like cellphones…after [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.10

by on 23. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10

by on 03. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate when Asians play dumb. Urban Prince via Twitter Oh hell nawww! comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not …then FUCK YOU! 1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue) I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!! ralphfv via Twitter (I think he meant the movie Devil…lol) [...]

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Quotes of the Week (Special Edition) – Bishop Eddie Long Sexual Coercion Lawsuit(s)

by on 23. Sep, 2010 in news, Quotes of the Week

On Tuesday, two Georgia men sued megachurch pastor Eddie Long alleging he coerced them to have sexual relations. It hasn’t even been a full 36 hours and not only are the interwebs ablaze, but now a third lawsuit has been filed. We’re going to keep a close eye on this story, but I wanted to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

by on 29. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money. iVocalz shenanigans She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face. (Two for two again!) Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously? Project Runway quote of the season contender April Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10

by on 15. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]

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