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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

by on 19. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10

by on 11. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.4.10

by on 04. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I can’t stop thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis right now. It made a baby. Regina George via Twitter It doesn’t look like I have cum all over my face…that’s a problems. Work of Art: The Next Great Artist You don’t have a fatty if you’re already fat. You just have an ass. Urban Prince via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10

by on 27. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches. Mr. Jones via Twitter (works in real life too) Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard? Kevcola via Twitter I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill. DaviesGravey [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.20.10

by on 23. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Too scary for Jesusland! commenter Gurka von S. – McDonald’s Gay Ad Not for U.S. TV (Advocate) What do the Celtics need to do? They need Larry Bird…or some kind of offense. Jeff Van Gundy: NBA Finals Game 7 According to the sidewalk scrawl at this muni stop, Kate has herpes. Bummer. Richard Garcia via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.6.10

by on 06. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

You’re easier than jumping over a MTA turnstyle. You’re only a whore if people know about it. Urban Price via Twitter After Sizzle, porn just doesn’t do it for me. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter I don’t have an ass, but I have a really deep throat! The only time I wish my dick were smaller is [...]

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