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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

Dick changes people.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers.
Karsh via Twitter

I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls.
ralphfv via Twitter

We still categorize music by race?…wow
Urban Prince via Twitter

How does one pronounce “Sbarro”?
gabebondoc with a good question
(SA-BARE-ROWS?)

Do these kids do anything other than sing and f*ck?
Patrik-Ian Polk new to Glee

What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?
My boyfriend.
womp womp Davey Wavey

Voting for politicians who were born wealthy because you “like their morals” is what has been fucking America into the ground.
Mike Rundle via Twitter

Four Loko is like the new HIV/AIDS or crack: put into minority communities to kill people off…and you dumb asses are falling for it.
blacksocialite via Twitter

Not to minimize bullying, but every black child has been bullied for centuries in this country thru racism. Why no attention to that?
Dr. David Hampton with a good point

Hip hop has become a primary means by which we talk about race in the United States.
Tricia Rose via Twitter
(which is not good imo)

Just because someone has a Ph.D. does not mean they speak truth to power, nor does that mean a commitment to those who suffer.
Vernon Mitchell Jr. via Twitter

I WANNA HAVE BUTT SEX!
tell us how you really feel Ryan Drake

Sometimes I wish I could forget all self value and just be a ho.
Daboisnick via Twitter

I don’t have Ex’s. I have Y’s. Y the hell did I do that?
Kingnoah3000 via Twitter

What you object to reflects what you value.
Jessie Daniels via Twitter

Learning to exercise patience and discipline. Sometimes being still for a moment can prevent major mistakes.
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter

We don’t live in a society where it is okay to be yourself and have others be happy with it. Live your truth, and f*ck the opinions of others.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

People spend too much time worrying about what other people think of them. Just live. Just be great. Your beauty will shine thru.
Stephanie Alva via Twitter

You have to recognize and acknowledge your wounds before you can begin to heal them.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

I love men who can make me laugh. You won’t meet too many. Believe me!
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

You know you really love someone when you don’t hate them for breaking your heart.
Jaimee via Twitter

Love forces you to deal with the funk. This is why many of us are afraid of love.
Cornel West via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.31.10

(Latino male and Asian female friends)
I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween!
Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band.
We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet?
Asshole.

I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons.
Wait, what?

I’m just trying to raise my adopted ethnic baby to be as down to earth as possible.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

(White girl explaining why she won’t marry/have children with her current boyfriend)
It took four generations to gets these eyes, I didn’t come this far to have a son without blue/green eyes.

I don’t understand how Mexican hair gets cut.
(with clippers?)
Daboisnick via Twitter

To think in 100 years we will have evolved to no body hair…I’m 100 years too early.
TMI visuals provided by Scrivs

As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.”
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
(New TBS show starts this week!)

If Gretchen’s finger is on the pulse, the body must be a corpse.
Karsh not happy with the Project Runway finale

Ever notice how the most hoodrat, ain’t shit Black men want the most corporate, Ivy League educated Black women?
Mr. Jones with a good point

…so this black dude driving a 2010 Mercedes E350 coupe just put five dollars in his tank.
ImOblivious via Twitter

$300 jeans and you smell like animal porn? Priorities all the way fucked up.
Najah via Twitter

I refuse to always give my seat up to the elderly. If I worked 14 hours straight and you sat home all damn day, which one of us is really tired?
DDOLAZS via Twitter

For all of you new school kids who are wannabe bitches, watch Dynasty to learn how to be a real bitch.
(or Passions!)
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Why do we even have laws?
commenter yrbmer – Ohio McDonald’s Tells Employees To Vote Republican If They Want To Continue Receiving Raises And Benefits (Think Progressive)

I hate when people try to take race out of questions about class/economics as if race has no impact or relationship to poverty.
Aimee Thorne-Thomsen via Twitter

There is this myth that those who commit suicide have deep mental issues. Not so…get abused enough, and you’ll think about doing it too.
Nathan James echoing what I said

Loneliness really gets you twisted…you become blinded to what’s really going on.
Tyler Jacob via Twitter

I took your power away when I stopped caring.
Carter via Twitter

A boy will offer you pleasure. A man will offer you a future.
Amanda Adriani via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance.
Urban Prince via Twitter

My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness!
Ryan Drake via Twitter

OMG, you’re so racist.
I’m not racist.
You always say white people don’t have souls!!
(dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because you’re dating a white guy!

It’s all fun and games until you’re getting your hair cut and someone sends you a penis pic.
Daboisnick via Twitter

If you get sexted by someone you don’t wanna sext with, were u just molexted?
Rene via Twitter

An older woman on Facebook just messaged me. ‘You is too handsome to be gay.’ She is too old to be fucking up her subject verb agreement.
A Day in the Life via Twitter

You know, other than being crazy she was a pretty cool girl.

I’m quite sure that at least one of those [Chilean] miners could use a rape kit. You know one of them was turned into a cock servicing cave slut.
Chase Coxxx via Twitter

What’s more romantic, candlelit dinner by the lake, or taking a midafternoon ferry through Rome?
A dude that swallows.
Sex and the Brick City formspring

Sex doesn’t solve everything.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

You should not be dating if you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

I laugh at the [guys] with body pics on Twitter. Show that face you fuckin’ beast! Watch those followers drop lower than your self esteem.
Cody via Twitter

Facebook relationship status should have the option: “is getting played by___________”
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Carl Paladino is into porn in which women have sex with horses, but considers gays disgusting and perverted. Tea Party logic at it’s finest.
Jack Often via Twitter

Dear Vh1: You guys have fucked up the legacy of Vh1 Divas!
Kevin Simmons via Twitter
(cosigns)

I’m not getting that Sailor Moon looking Playstation Move shit. Waving a wand around in my living room looking like the Tooth Fairy.
Karsh via Twitter

I wish I could go back to high school. This grown-up shit is for the birds.
Rlegend via Twitter

Now something magical happens when you believe your big goals are achievable and you make those goals public. You start thinking, plotting, and doing all the little steps that are going to take you there.
Having Big Goals and Stating Them Proudly (37signals)

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
Washington Irving

It feels good to be at the point in my life where I know what works and what doesn’t. It hasn’t always been that way.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money.
iVocalz shenanigans

She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face.
(Two for two again!)

Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously?
Project Runway quote of the season contender April

Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise Potato Chip bag.
D0wJ0nEs has an inappropriate roommate

Justin Bieber is like a one-man, white guys only Menudo.
Shoq Value via Twitter

I can’t help but think the phrase “beating around the bush” had a sexual origin.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Wearing a tall tee does not hide the fact that you switch harder than a street walker.
Daboisnick via Twitter

Can we get her hit by a bus like George?
commenter Renee – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Exclusive – Closure is coming for Alex/Izzie fans (The Ausiello Files)

Performing arts center in Santa Rosa is having a musical rendition of Aladdin on 9/11. Too soon.
omniphiliac via Twitter

Dear Well-Meaning White People,
Black folks don’t use bling-bling anymore. Not even just bling. So please, let it go.
Love, Karsh
(that goes for crunk too!)

Why was everybody goin off on Fantasia about stealing somebody’s husband and said nothing about Alicia Keys?
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
(good question)

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Upward mobility in a nonprofit isn’t about skill or leadership as much as it is nepotism and being in the right place at the right time.
via Erik

The Nation-State: Apartheid without political incorrectness.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Rev Run via Twitter

Burning bridges is not my past-time, but I do like playing with lighters.
Anthony Smith via Twitter

Real achievement isn’t measured by what we have but by who we have become.
Tpromix via Twitter

Don’t allow the intensity of your desires to overwhelm the integrity of your pursuit of them.
Alfred Edmond Jr. via Twitter

It’s critical to understand your history and then be true to oneself.
Cornel West via Twitter

Life is much more interesting with a little touch of crazy.
Davey Wavey via Twitter

If you hang in there, it all works out in the end.
Tyme White via Twitter