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Quotes of the Week: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun (Redux)

Virginity

Don’t impregnate chicks that know your Twitter handle.
etfp via Twitter

I’ve met the man of my dreams and he’s an asshole. Plan B?
OKcupid profile

Los Angeles is a lot like Mean Girls. Just without an “off” button. Not that you’d want to turn off Mean Girls
Davey Wavey via his Facebook

It’s hard staying in beast mode when you’re in a lavender onesie.
hands down one of the best seasons of Big Brother in recent years.

Renounce that hair.
commenter Chuck Hoover – Antoine Dodson Renounces Homosexuality: Announces On Twitter, Facebook (ajaxx63 Facebook)

Her hearing fucked up her equilibrium. She was off balance. Shout out to sign language.
commenter jam – Foxy Brown Takes a Tumble (Straight From the A)

Perhaps I’m just ignorant of burglarizing methods, but does being shirtless aid in the process?
He was going for the natural, organic burglar look.
Man Hogties Burglar and Leaves Him in Yard for Police, Goes to Work (Gawker)

GREAT Rapid Fire but Pluto isn’t a planet anymore 🙁
dariusd2003 with the fine print (ADTV)

I hope ABC treats Joss [Whedon] better than FOX did.
How could they treat him any worse?
‘S.H.I.E.L.D’ gets shiny logo (EW)

Realest walk ever: from 125th & Lexington to 122th & Lex. Shit’s a parade of woes…hurts my feelings.
Walking thru broken dreams.
NYC: the land of aspirations destroyed

Someone tell Jay Z to give out a million fucking books for free.
Cosign with Charles Wade

I’m glad I was a square in my twenties.
Crissle West via Twitter

The truth is this: in a white supremacist world, black people cannot survive without ego. You ‘must’ be your own biggest fan.
Spectra Speaks (Kanye West)

You can’t change the people around you, but you can choose the people around you.
Stevie Mackey via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.12.10

Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(True Story)

I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high.
Urban Prince via Twitter
(me too)

So…what do they do with the wings after the Victoria Secret show?
Gary with a good question

Angry masturbation is still healthy masturbation.
Jeremy via Twitter

I have met my sexual match……..that is all.
Ryan Drake – news at 11.

New rule: Don’t say you’re not looking for anything on Grindr. If you’re not looking for anything, sign off and read a book.
Davey Wavey via Twitter

Sex is like 10x better when there is a strong emotional connection.
Wa2 via Twitter

My fingers smell like Chipotle. I want them inside me.
Will McNair via Twitter

Don’t expect much for Christmas. Santa’s sleigh was repossessed, the North Pole is in foreclosure and the elves have been laid off.
recession reality courtesy of Gabby

The Winklevoss twins from The Social Network were played by one actor?! Mind blown.
Gabe Bondoc late

Why are we asking the troops if they’re cool with repealing DADT? Do we ask if they like pushups or patrols? [The military is] the one place you can just order!
Bill Maher via Twitter

The institutions that shape our lives are all infected by the problem of racial inequality. There is no refuge, only submission or struggle.
Imani Perry via Twitter

U.S. government is broken.
Jessie Daniels stating the obvious

Whose side are the Republicans on and how do these people get elected? Wake up America!
Keith Boykin via Twitter

Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
Toni Morrison

Why should I have to go above and beyond when you won’t even go above?
TimeLineHuStLa via Twitter

He has no idea he’s pushing me away.
Daboisnick via Twitter

You never miss what you’ve walked away from.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.21.10

Wesley Snipes get three years for taxes. Johannes Mehserle gets two years for first degree murder.
Ferrari Sheppard via Twitter

Just cuz it doesn’t smell, does not mean its clean.
Urban Prince via Twitter

The fact that a barber suggested I “rub some pussy on that shit!” to grow my hair is just…
Will McNair at the barber shop

Never trust someone that wears colored contacts, they’ve already lied to you!
XipherRevolver via Twitter

You’re my best friend and I love you to death, but fuck you. Just kidding, I love you. Just kidding, I hate you. Call me.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

Sometimes…two wrongs do make a right.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Every bottom enjoys being choked out just a little bit.
okduh via Twitter

Headline from SOHH.com: “T.I. Calls Jail Experience ‘A Pain I Have Never Felt Before'”… Surely, they could’ve found a better title.
womp womp Marc Lamont Hill

It’s hard to ask for privacy when you want to be watched by millions of people on national television, on a reality program.
Brent Everett via Twitter

Pay attention to details!
Justin Walker via Twitter

When everything points towards NO with a person its good to just leave them alone.
Steven Bentham via Twitter

Everybody dies but not everybody lives.
Ahmier via Twitter

Most people don’t discover who they are until they’ve lost themselves.
wisdom from a security guard

It only feels like I’m living a dream cuz I’m so damn sleepy all of the time.
Jeremy via Twitter

If you ever think you can’t be a success in this world just remember that Brooke Hogan once had a #1 single.
Scrivs via Twitter

I hope I’ll always be the type of person that people will feel comfortable talking to me, no matter what. Communication is important.
Tyme White via Twitter

Here’s the problem with being ahead of your time: once everyone else catches up with you, you’re bored.
Fran Leibowitz

It’s all fun and games…until someone says “relationship”

You can’t force a man to love you with his heart by using your body to make him nut. It simply doesn’t work that way.
Xem VanAdams with a good point

When you find true friendship, you find true love.
Rev Run via Twitter

You have the power to create the life of your dreams. The only question is: Will you?
Davey Wavey via Twitter

I’m driving off a cliff just to fall in love with you.
birthday boy Kevin Simmmons

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

Dick changes people.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers.
Karsh via Twitter

I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls.
ralphfv via Twitter

We still categorize music by race?…wow
Urban Prince via Twitter

How does one pronounce “Sbarro”?
gabebondoc with a good question
(SA-BARE-ROWS?)

Do these kids do anything other than sing and f*ck?
Patrik-Ian Polk new to Glee

What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?
My boyfriend.
womp womp Davey Wavey

Voting for politicians who were born wealthy because you “like their morals” is what has been fucking America into the ground.
Mike Rundle via Twitter

Four Loko is like the new HIV/AIDS or crack: put into minority communities to kill people off…and you dumb asses are falling for it.
blacksocialite via Twitter

Not to minimize bullying, but every black child has been bullied for centuries in this country thru racism. Why no attention to that?
Dr. David Hampton with a good point

Hip hop has become a primary means by which we talk about race in the United States.
Tricia Rose via Twitter
(which is not good imo)

Just because someone has a Ph.D. does not mean they speak truth to power, nor does that mean a commitment to those who suffer.
Vernon Mitchell Jr. via Twitter

I WANNA HAVE BUTT SEX!
tell us how you really feel Ryan Drake

Sometimes I wish I could forget all self value and just be a ho.
Daboisnick via Twitter

I don’t have Ex’s. I have Y’s. Y the hell did I do that?
Kingnoah3000 via Twitter

What you object to reflects what you value.
Jessie Daniels via Twitter

Learning to exercise patience and discipline. Sometimes being still for a moment can prevent major mistakes.
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter

We don’t live in a society where it is okay to be yourself and have others be happy with it. Live your truth, and f*ck the opinions of others.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

People spend too much time worrying about what other people think of them. Just live. Just be great. Your beauty will shine thru.
Stephanie Alva via Twitter

You have to recognize and acknowledge your wounds before you can begin to heal them.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

I love men who can make me laugh. You won’t meet too many. Believe me!
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

You know you really love someone when you don’t hate them for breaking your heart.
Jaimee via Twitter

Love forces you to deal with the funk. This is why many of us are afraid of love.
Cornel West via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.12.10

It is impossible to “threaten” someone into career prostitution. You would have to be the world’s biggest pussy (no pun intended).
commenter empty.bin – Queens Woman Busted for Forcing Young Immigrants into Sex Slavery (Gawker)

Be safe, everyone! Last Labor Day I got roofied on my own yacht.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

MoNique is shaped like a 2001 iMac.
kanYeBreast via Twitter

One of the best things about being an adult is the adult beverages!
Mr. Jones via Twitter

I would suck her strap on.
overheard at ATL Black Pride

If you are white and question the need for an event you see as not explicitly including you, that’s something you need to think about.
Laura Douglas-Brown – Editorial: Why we have ‘two Prides’ (GA Voice)

I need a smoking buddy I don’t have to have sex with.
CharmUrSoxOff via Twitter

Why does Justin Timberlake always look like he hasn’t showered?
Brent Everett via Twitter

My attempt to smuggle my palmers body butter aboard the plane was unsuccessful.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

I can just imagine an emergency phone call between Keri Hilson, Ciara and Ashanti: ‘Girl what we gonna do about this Willow Smith?’
ChiChi Tresbelle via Twitter

The fact that we as educators even have to have discussions on whether or not social media is good for schools is sad. Social media just IS…..it’s life.
Betty Ray – Guest Blog: Making the Case for Social Media in Education (edutopia)

Dear South: I don’t think each individual in you is stupid, really. But as a group you sometimes make poor choices, which anger me.
Wil Shipley via Twitter

Lincoln did not win the war with the Gettysburg Address; the Union soldiers who fought on that Pennsylvania battlefield won it. The N-word is not a litmus test for our country’s racism; the stunning gaps in health, education, wealth and criminal justice are far better measures.
Melissa Harris-Lacewell – What Are Words Worth? (The Nation)

So why are government and media going after craigslist? The same reason, I think, that media and government in, for example, Germany are demonizing Google (even as the German people give Google its biggest market share anywhere in the world). They’re going after the disruptors, the biggest disruptors in sight.
Jeff Jarvis – Regulating sex and speech (BuzzMachine)

People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.
Jameson Lopp via Twitter

I choose my friends for their good looks, my acquaintances for their good characters, and my enemies for their intellects.
Oscar Wilde

If you want to feel humor too exquisite and subtle for translation, sit invisibly among a gang of Negro workers.
W.E.B. Du Bois

I really hate assuming but that’s all you can do when no one seems to be upfront these days.
Nate C. via Twitter

Some people can’t tolerate themselves so they need a tumultuous distraction in the form of a bad relationship.
AdgeOfImpulse via Twitter

I was just reminded that I’m a single income with no kids and my life may not be heading anywhere.
Chad Baranik via Twitter

People sometimes forget that “Jacks Of All Trades, Master Of All” do exist. Generalists who are better than the specialists.
Mike Rundle via Twitter

Stop wasting your energy trying to come across as normal; let your freak out and be free.
Davey Wavey via Twitter

Success is taking that which was meant to break you and letting it make you.
Tony A. Gaskins Jr. via Twitter

With common sense, and a Macbook Pro, you can take over the world.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money.
iVocalz shenanigans

She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face.
(Two for two again!)

Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously?
Project Runway quote of the season contender April

Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise Potato Chip bag.
D0wJ0nEs has an inappropriate roommate

Justin Bieber is like a one-man, white guys only Menudo.
Shoq Value via Twitter

I can’t help but think the phrase “beating around the bush” had a sexual origin.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Wearing a tall tee does not hide the fact that you switch harder than a street walker.
Daboisnick via Twitter

Can we get her hit by a bus like George?
commenter Renee – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Exclusive – Closure is coming for Alex/Izzie fans (The Ausiello Files)

Performing arts center in Santa Rosa is having a musical rendition of Aladdin on 9/11. Too soon.
omniphiliac via Twitter

Dear Well-Meaning White People,
Black folks don’t use bling-bling anymore. Not even just bling. So please, let it go.
Love, Karsh
(that goes for crunk too!)

Why was everybody goin off on Fantasia about stealing somebody’s husband and said nothing about Alicia Keys?
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
(good question)

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Upward mobility in a nonprofit isn’t about skill or leadership as much as it is nepotism and being in the right place at the right time.
via Erik

The Nation-State: Apartheid without political incorrectness.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Rev Run via Twitter

Burning bridges is not my past-time, but I do like playing with lighters.
Anthony Smith via Twitter

Real achievement isn’t measured by what we have but by who we have become.
Tpromix via Twitter

Don’t allow the intensity of your desires to overwhelm the integrity of your pursuit of them.
Alfred Edmond Jr. via Twitter

It’s critical to understand your history and then be true to oneself.
Cornel West via Twitter

Life is much more interesting with a little touch of crazy.
Davey Wavey via Twitter

If you hang in there, it all works out in the end.
Tyme White via Twitter