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Quotes of the Week – Old Habits Die Hard

By on July 18, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

At least he paid for it. commenter nooz – 70-year-old Queens prison chaplain arrested for paying inmate for oral sex (NY Daily News) I’ve spent more time on the toilet than I have in vaginas this week. under the weather adult video actor Keiran Lee Holy god I’m drooling at these Andrew Garfield Spiderman pics. [...]

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Spotlight: ilikejoaquin

By on February 24, 2011 in spotlight

In an effort to give you more of why you’re probably here; to explore the intersections of race and sexuality, we’re introducing this new category. I can’t think of a person I’d like to share more with my readers. I started watching Joaquin in 2008, in the heydays of YouTube. I was arbitrarily searching for [...]

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Of Boyfriends and Beauty Bias

By on February 10, 2011 in sex & relationships

And think about it this way. Capitalism always trumps beauty—because it trumps everything. -Raina Kelley; Beauty Is Defined, and Not By You Everyone get out a pen and paper! There’s this exercise I like to do with people when talking about attraction. It’s a free-write to a simple question: Describe your ideal partner. No other [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

By on September 27, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10

By on July 25, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

By on July 19, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.11.10

By on July 11, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Summer is for dreamers and lovers. ilikejoaquin via Twitter (which is probably why I hate summer) Women are for friendship. Men are for fucking. ralphfv via Twitter You’re not a real man ’til you’ve had one! Deon Williams via Twitter He’s not ugly…he’s cute in an ugly way! Derrick L. Briggs nonsense If Rihanna looked [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10

By on June 27, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches. Mr. Jones via Twitter (works in real life too) Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard? Kevcola via Twitter I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill. DaviesGravey [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.16.10

By on May 16, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

It’s never too early for eye candy. Joaquin Aragones via Twitter I love a good naked picture. But don’t think I ain’t gonna show my friends! Dating 101 (Jared Schuler) From the train, passed a large warehouse: “Gentleman’s Club” on one side, “Plumbing Supplies” on the other. Solutions to the same problem? Amy Brenneman via [...]

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