I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty.
Quez B. via Twitter
You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho?
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!)
I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even know who I am anymore.
White Girls Problems via Twitter
Angelo won $10K! Did he ever finish paying off that mail-order bride?
Karsh readying his A-game sarcasm for Top Chef All Stars
What makes you happy?
Head and payday, ideally together!
SexAndBrickCity via Formspring
Like present-day gay men, “clubbing” was essential to the sexual advancement of cave men.
womp womp Jeremy
I get excited when a sexy hood nigga checks me out. Then I get really scared this sexy hood nigga is checking me out! ::hides iPhone::
ShawnQT via Twitter
Sex appeal is fifty percent what you’ve got and fifty percent what people think you’ve got.
Freaky Fact via Twitter
It’s common courtesy to warn [someone] if you’re loud during sex. Nobody’s trying to get evicted over a piece of ass.
Sigma Jackson via Twitter
I want to be a recording artist. I may have to make a deal with the devil, but look how well it worked for Rihanna.
Republicans are now suicide bombers for the ultra rich. Democrats keep bringing a knife to a gunfight.
Brandon David Wilson via Twitter
In a free society, we are supposed to know the truth. In a society where truth becomes treason, we are in big trouble.
WikiLeaks commentary by Ron Paul
Unreasonable people change the world. Be willing to be unreasonable, and you’ll make your own world a more beautiful and fulfilling place.
Ralph Marston via Twitter
The entrepreneurial spirit is about creativity, optimism, street smarts. In other words, playing MacGyver, but for business.
Tony Hsieh via Twitter
I work very hard to get paid to do absolutely nothing.
I hate the comfort zone. I don’t think anything that’s really creative can be done without danger and risk.
If there’s a singular responsibility that we have as authors, artists, intellectuals, journalists, etc. it is to expose new possibilities.
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter
At the end of the day rhetoric ain’t blocking no bullets or silencing any hunger pains.
Buddha Tutentkhamen via Twitter
Love is always in the air. Not everyone is brave enough to inhale it.
Life dictionary via Twitter
We all have obligations but being unhappy isn’t necessarily part of life and it damn sure ain’t in none of our job descriptions.
Chad Ochocinco via Twitter
Sometimes we just fall in love with lies.
Cornel West via Twitter
Can people really see themselves as they are? or only the person they think they are?
Alicia Keys with a good question
People who are wrong never want to argue.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter
Relationships aren’t complicated. People just make them that way. Particularly when they are with the wrong person.
Tyme White via Twitter
I’d rather be lonely than to wake up one day and have a bunch of fake ass bitches with motive around me.
Trent Jackson via Twitter
As long as you remain true to who you are, no one can use you against you.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter
Playtime is over.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter
When you make a choice, you change the future.
Deepak Chopra via Twitter