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Quotes of the Week: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun

by on 11. Jan, 2012 in Quotes of the Week

I think I just shot a hadouken out of my penis. That can’t be good Damon! Ask me about my weiner!!!! If you insist Dante Are you a bottom? For the right price. Ewww you have sex for money? Ewww you have sex for free? Oh Adrian Yeah, it’s not cute that he’s trying to [...]

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Why Do You Write?

by on 05. Jan, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Karsh, the black gay blogger I took the end of the year to reflect on the blog and I asked myself why I started writing again. Truth is this blog has been my therapy. In a world of structural and interpersonal poison, this blog is the only space I have complete control of. I had [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10

by on 05. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

by on 14. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.31.10

by on 31. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

(Latino male and Asian female friends) I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween! Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band. We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet? Asshole. I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons. Wait, what? I’m just trying to raise [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

by on 17. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.10.10

by on 10. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If another mofo says “It’s chilly out there” to me, I just might scream. Folks, check your calendars. It’s October. Mr. Jones pointing out the obvious Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. Dashaun Wesley via Twitter Oh shit I just found a new way to talk behind people’s back on [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

by on 27. Sep, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

by on 29. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money. iVocalz shenanigans She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face. (Two for two again!) Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously? Project Runway quote of the season contender April Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10

by on 22. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]

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