Pussy is the most powerful controlled substance on the face of the planet.
Trent Jackson via Twitter
If he doesn’t bother to take his boxers off, then you are a smut.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
I kinda like Miley Cyrus a little more, now that she gets high.
Urban Prince via Twitter
So…what do they do with the wings after the Victoria Secret show?
Gary with a good question
Angry masturbation is still healthy masturbation.
Jeremy via Twitter
I have met my sexual match……..that is all.
Ryan Drake – news at 11.
New rule: Don’t say you’re not looking for anything on Grindr. If you’re not looking for anything, sign off and read a book.
Davey Wavey via Twitter
Sex is like 10x better when there is a strong emotional connection.
Wa2 via Twitter
My fingers smell like Chipotle. I want them inside me.
Will McNair via Twitter
Don’t expect much for Christmas. Santa’s sleigh was repossessed, the North Pole is in foreclosure and the elves have been laid off.
recession reality courtesy of Gabby
The Winklevoss twins from The Social Network were played by one actor?! Mind blown.
Gabe Bondoc late
Why are we asking the troops if they’re cool with repealing DADT? Do we ask if they like pushups or patrols? [The military is] the one place you can just order!
Bill Maher via Twitter
The institutions that shape our lives are all infected by the problem of racial inequality. There is no refuge, only submission or struggle.
Imani Perry via Twitter
U.S. government is broken.
Jessie Daniels stating the obvious
Whose side are the Republicans on and how do these people get elected? Wake up America!
Keith Boykin via Twitter
Love is or it ain’t. Thin love ain’t love at all.
Why should I have to go above and beyond when you won’t even go above?
TimeLineHuStLa via Twitter
He has no idea he’s pushing me away.
Daboisnick via Twitter
You never miss what you’ve walked away from.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter