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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.5.10

by on 05. Dec, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I eat pussy with a spoon so I don’t get my hands dirty. Quez B. via Twitter You ever met somebody and just knew they would turn out to be a video ho? Mr. Jones via Twitter (every time I go to Jamaica, Queens!) gay tupperware I haven’t shopped in three days. I don’t even [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.21.10

by on 21. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Wesley Snipes get three years for taxes. Johannes Mehserle gets two years for first degree murder. Ferrari Sheppard via Twitter Just cuz it doesn’t smell, does not mean its clean. Urban Prince via Twitter The fact that a barber suggested I “rub some pussy on that shit!” to grow my hair is just… Will McNair [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

by on 14. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.4.10

by on 04. Jul, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I can’t stop thinking about Cristiano Ronaldo’s penis right now. It made a baby. Regina George via Twitter It doesn’t look like I have cum all over my face…that’s a problems. Work of Art: The Next Great Artist You don’t have a fatty if you’re already fat. You just have an ass. Urban Prince via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.20.10

by on 23. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Too scary for Jesusland! commenter Gurka von S. – McDonald’s Gay Ad Not for U.S. TV (Advocate) What do the Celtics need to do? They need Larry Bird…or some kind of offense. Jeff Van Gundy: NBA Finals Game 7 According to the sidewalk scrawl at this muni stop, Kate has herpes. Bummer. Richard Garcia via [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.6.10

by on 06. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

You’re easier than jumping over a MTA turnstyle. You’re only a whore if people know about it. Urban Price via Twitter After Sizzle, porn just doesn’t do it for me. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter I don’t have an ass, but I have a really deep throat! The only time I wish my dick were smaller is [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

by on 19. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.4.10

by on 04. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Whoever stole my ipod, you are getting a good porn collection and awesome music. Fuck you bastards! ralphfv via Twitter Is he going to Sizzle? Do they even allow bisexuals at Sizzle? Never put icy hot on your balls. Don’t ask me how I know. ilikejoaquin via Twitter …cause you’re smart, you’re gay, and then [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.21.10

by on 21. Mar, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

There’s this dog on my street that howls and woofs way too much. I’m reporting him to the local chinese resturant. Mr. Jones via Twitter If Rihanna was ugly…she would be sucking dick in stairwells for curry and shandy. TheXDexperience via Twitter I’m bout to get tatted up by Stevie Wonder…I heard he is a [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.31.10

by on 31. Jan, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Where you live at? Midtown Ain’t no black people live in midtown! I’d love to smell her textbooks. I bet her restraining order smells better! The commenters getting frisky over at Engadget Today my colleagues introduced a new faculty member from China named Wu Tang. No one else found that funny. I hate being the [...]

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