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Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend.
kassemg via Twitter

(coworker yelling)
You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out!
Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way.

I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy for at least a month after this.
commenter bitch PLEASE – Katy Perry is an Angel of the Morning (Superficial)

Who fellates cotton candy?
I know a few people Anthony F. Coleman

Girl at the gay club was crying in the corner and when we asked if she was ok she said, “My husband is making out with a guy on the stage.”
Nanooboy via Twitter

Wouldn’t you know it: I get the scanner again and the girl flirts as she selects me. Loves the tattoo on my stomach, she saw it as I lifted my belt.
Steve Pena getting molested by the TSA

I wonder how she’s gonna react the first time she sees us fuck. Is she gonna think daddy is hurting daddy?
Brent Everett gets a chihuahua

What do you call it when your mother’s sister stops blowing you right before you’re about to ejaculate? Aunticlimactic!
The Fat Jew via Twitter

Stripped by Christina Aguilera is the best CD to listen to when you get high.
It’s pretty good sober too ralphfv

Why are some of these southern boys cute but not too bright?
You tell me Kevin

If someone says “no homo,” is that offensive towards gay people?
You’ve got to be kidding me Reggie Bush!

The Wikileaks situation is now firmly centered in personalities rather than issues like everything else in our inch-deep culture.
Dave Goodchild via Twitter

Suicide is a way of telling God, “You can’t fire me, I quit.”
jsmith189 via Twitter

Chris Brown needs a mentor, or a MADE coach or something.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Maybe you’ll work harder if I start ignoring you again.
Derrick L. Briggs may be on to something

Politics is like a relationship with a man. You don’t give him all your time, all your money and all your support and ask for nothing in return.
Rod McCullom via Twitter

It is difficult to establish equality at a systemic level when internalized inequality is embedded in collective consciousness.
Cynthia Ryals via Twitter

Fake friends are like shadows, always near you at your brightest moments, but nowhere to be seen at your darkest hour.
yung_freshh via Twitter

Hey I have an idea: How about for 2011 we do what we actually say? Just a thought!
Michael Miles via Twitter

The more you know, the more you don’t care.
ShawnQT via Twitter

Honestly, I just need to marry rich, get a G650, take a couple years and see the world.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

Good guys deserve a break too.
Amen Trent Jackson

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10

Being a top is no excuse for being a bore.
Random Phantom via Twitter

After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish.
Urban Prince via Twitter

I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo.
Urban Prince as well (I couldn’t choose!)

You will NOT get along with everybody!
Rev Run via Twitter

Chris Brown needs to change it up a bit. To what? I don’t know, but something else. Ciara just needs to fill out a FAFSA.
B.Tiz via Twitter

Maybe I should whore around like everyone else…
Devon Corneil via Twitter

Subtlety is lost on those unable to appreciate it.
commenter EH – Clever Ads for Tivo (37signals)

To bankrupt a fool give him information.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

Dear Arizona, your state used to be part of Mexico. If you are non-Mexican and non-indigenous, then you are the immigrant.
Prerna Lal via Twitter

Way to go, California Supreme Court! Gay couples should have the right to a 50 percent chance of getting divorced, too.
Chad via Twitter

Arnold [Schwarzenegger] being a political weather vane, he obviously thinks supporting gay marriage is good politics now, after vetoing it twice.
David Dayen via Twitter

It’s so sickening to think it’s 2010 and people still care that two guys can love each other.
Karlos Lopez via Twitter

History will remember the gay marriage thing the same way it does segregation.
Darian Aaron via Twitter

…you wouldn’t believe how many white girls I knew in school who honestly just did not think [HIV/AIDS] affected them at all. I know a woman in particular who is so sure she has AIDS at this point that she will NOT get tested, and she sleeps around like crazy.
commenter regazza_di_lupo – Cyndi Lauper & Lady Gaga Go Off Script, Discuss Safe Sex On GMA (Jezebel)

I like to be multi-contextual, which is much more important than being multicultural.
Cornel West via Twitter

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Albert Einstein

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Betty Yelp via Twitter

I’ve come to the conclusion that no one has your best interest in mind…
Michael Miles via Twitter

My existence isn’t based on your validation.
Necole Bitchie via Twitter

The universe does my dirty work. Karma is a bitch.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

To want others to do the best they can for themselves, when they have done the best they can for you — this is intelligence.
Maya Angelou via Twitter

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.
Charles Swindoll via Tim Ferriss

In this race, you have to pace yourself.
WhatsTheT via Twitter

There’s good and bad in everything… you get what you’re looking for.
Kanye West via Twitter

You can’t bring everyone to the new places you’re going.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.6.10

You’re easier than jumping over a MTA turnstyle.

You’re only a whore if people know about it.
Urban Price via Twitter

After Sizzle, porn just doesn’t do it for me.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

I don’t have an ass, but I have a really deep throat!

The only time I wish my dick were smaller is when I’m on the toilet.
Wa2 via Twitter

I’m over Lauryn Hill at this point. And frankly, D’Angelo got one more year of me giving a damn.
nOva via Twitter

If you’re going to come for the queen, make sure you can behead her.
B. Scott via Twitter

Don’t bite the hand that photoshops you.
Duarte via Twitter

That mango I just ate HIT THE SPOT! I ain’t had to floss like this since that superhead competition last year!
Will McNair via Twitter

It’s never too early to get cussed out…
Jasmyne Cannick via Twitter

(White airport security guard) We have the same last name, maybe we’re related.
It’s much more likely your ancestors owned mine.
(He seemed upset after that. I have to work on my small talk.)
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter

I would quit Facebook but where else am I going to talk to people from high school I never liked?
Scott Stratten via Twitter

Okay, I’m new to Twilight. Bella is torn between Taylor Lautner and scruffy whatshisname? Haha. This is a joke right?
Rod McCullom via Twitter

Ok, I’m going home now.
(upset) Why?!
(pointing) Cause he just told me he would swallow my cum and now he’s on his knees singing Lady Antebellum Need You Now, I think it’s time to go!

Blind faith can lead you to fall off many a cliff.
Cornel West via Twitter

Sorry doesn’t count. They’re white!
commenter Kitty Kartrashian (Ranity’s tumblr)

Fleet Week + Sex and the City 2 premiere? I don’t even want to know what NYC smells like tonight.
Karsh via Twitter

My dick is like riding Kingda Ka at Great adventures: Long and fast!
Michael Anthony Miles via blogtv

I do have a theory. Everyone that you meet or make eye contact with in your lifetime, you’ll see them again before you die.
Trent Jackson – 1,000
(I believe that too!)

Sometimes I figure out what I want by realizing what I don’t.
Tyme White via Twitter

The bad news is time flies. The good news is you’re the pilot.
TrinniFlava via Twitter

Fear is born of lack of understanding, the need to control and the absence of love.
iAmShade via Twitter

There’s no better feeling than the one you get when you know in your heart beyond a shadow of a doubt that you’re over it…
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.9.10

…I’m sayin. Freud was coked out a good chunk of his life, but the man was on to something!

Some folks will do anything to get attention. And then can’t back it up.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

Pretty or intellect!?! Cause clearly I have to choose tonight!
soulforce84 via Twitter

When Belly came out, I remember thinking it was the best movie ever. It’s on BET right now and I see I lacked perspective in 1998.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

Chris Brown sang the National Anthem at the Mayweather-Mosley fight? That’s like Michael Vick opening the Westminster Dog Show.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

I wanna leave [the gym] soaking wet like a bottom at Sizzle!
Michael Anthony Miles via Twitter

And is it me, or does she look like a less glammed-up Julie from Desperate Housewives?
Bill and Hillary Clinton’s Niece Gets Government Assistance (Prune Juice Media)

Some women are so stupid, if a man wants to see his son LET HIM YOU DUMB BITCH! Most men don’t.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

My last job has gained me several hood ass straight male friends. “You mad cool son, because you don’t be tryna rape me nigga.”
Markie B. via Twitter

I just heard on the news “the suspect is described as a middle eastern, east indian or hispanic male.” Threateningly brown would have sufficed!
Richard Garcia via Twitter

You can always tell when Oprah doesn’t like someone. She stays smiling but her eyes will steal the breath from your pillow.
basseyworld via Twitter

What people say, what people do, and what people say they do are three entirely different things.
Blueyedsimba via Twitter

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
H. Albright

I’m not so much into love. Love (except the love of God) is overrated. I’d much rather have mutual respect.
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter

Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
Barbra Johnson

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.

Sometimes people confuse other things for love; like not wanting to be lonely, afraid or hurt.
Private Practice