Tag Archives: Michael Anthony Miles

Quotes of the Week – Ending 1.2.11

Lost my phone last night! If you find it, that’s not my penis. I was just holding it for a friend. kassemg via Twitter (coworker yelling) You don’t steal a fat girl’s cookies. Especially when she’s stressed out! Oh honey I know, I learned the hard way. I bet she doesn’t give him any pussy [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10

Being a top is no excuse for being a bore. Random Phantom via Twitter After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish. Urban Prince via Twitter I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo. Urban Prince as [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.6.10

You’re easier than jumping over a MTA turnstyle. You’re only a whore if people know about it. Urban Price via Twitter After Sizzle, porn just doesn’t do it for me. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter I don’t have an ass, but I have a really deep throat! The only time I wish my dick were smaller is [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.9.10

…I’m sayin. Freud was coked out a good chunk of his life, but the man was on to something! Some folks will do anything to get attention. And then can’t back it up. Terry McMillan via Twitter Pretty or intellect!?! Cause clearly I have to choose tonight! soulforce84 via Twitter When Belly came out, I [...]

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