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Quotes of the Week: Time Flies When You’re Having Fun

by on 11. Jan, 2012 in Quotes of the Week

I think I just shot a hadouken out of my penis. That can’t be good Damon! Ask me about my weiner!!!! If you insist Dante Are you a bottom? For the right price. Ewww you have sex for money? Ewww you have sex for free? Oh Adrian Yeah, it’s not cute that he’s trying to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

by on 29. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money. iVocalz shenanigans She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face. (Two for two again!) Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously? Project Runway quote of the season contender April Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10

by on 15. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.4.10

by on 04. Apr, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Whoever stole my ipod, you are getting a good porn collection and awesome music. Fuck you bastards! ralphfv via Twitter Is he going to Sizzle? Do they even allow bisexuals at Sizzle? Never put icy hot on your balls. Don’t ask me how I know. ilikejoaquin via Twitter …cause you’re smart, you’re gay, and then [...]

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