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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10

If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(or your father did a good job pimping you?)

Dear skinny boys,
your abs don’t count!
YoBoiPat via Twitter
(cosigns)

As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re changing their name to Uncle TSA.
Conan O’Brien via Twitter

It turns out there’s no good way to nonchalantly walk down a workplace corridor with an erection.
Sam Krysiak via Twitter
(true story)

Catching up on tabloids on my vacation – Tony Parker, a Frenchman and a NBA player, cheated on his wife – who could see that coming?
Bill Maher via Twitter

Alicia Keys wants other celebs to boycott Twitter for a day. Why couldn’t she boycott other people’s husbands?
TrentGrapeJuice via Twitter

Black Friday: the day when everything is project cheap. Coincidence or racial?
Affion Crockett via Twitter
(perhaps both?)

Remember when The Black Eyed Peas were a serious hip hop group? Now they’re sampling Dirty Dancing & wearing neon.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter

Wow, both of them were amazing. Finally [WorldStarHipHop]: BBoy. Real hip hop with a little Asian kid and a White guy.
commenter Guest – Dance Clip Of The Week: 8-Year-Old Vs Grown Man In A Dance Off!

Sucking a man’s dick from the back will keep him a week longer than he wants to be there.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
(true story if you’re doing it right!)

A great marriage isn’t when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It’s when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
Jaimee Paige

I couldn’t imagine having to sign online and rummage through my social networks in search of dates & friendship. It must be sad.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

To deal with the funk is to deal with the wounds, scars, and bruises, but not allowing it to have the last word.
Cornel West via Twitter

While everyone was busy thinking outside the box, I quitely snuck back into it.
Simon Dexter via Twitter

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Alice Walker

Don’t worry about those who have turned their backs on you. When they think they’ve made it they will see they still need your back to lean on.
Monica via Twitter

In order for you to lead the orchestra, you must first turn your back to the audience.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Relationship Fact: The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
Spectacular Smith via Twitter

You will never fall in love while trying to be careful.
The Quote Doctor via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

Dick changes people.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers.
Karsh via Twitter

I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls.
ralphfv via Twitter

We still categorize music by race?…wow
Urban Prince via Twitter

How does one pronounce “Sbarro”?
gabebondoc with a good question
(SA-BARE-ROWS?)

Do these kids do anything other than sing and f*ck?
Patrik-Ian Polk new to Glee

What’s the gayest thing you’ve ever done?
My boyfriend.
womp womp Davey Wavey

Voting for politicians who were born wealthy because you “like their morals” is what has been fucking America into the ground.
Mike Rundle via Twitter

Four Loko is like the new HIV/AIDS or crack: put into minority communities to kill people off…and you dumb asses are falling for it.
blacksocialite via Twitter

Not to minimize bullying, but every black child has been bullied for centuries in this country thru racism. Why no attention to that?
Dr. David Hampton with a good point

Hip hop has become a primary means by which we talk about race in the United States.
Tricia Rose via Twitter
(which is not good imo)

Just because someone has a Ph.D. does not mean they speak truth to power, nor does that mean a commitment to those who suffer.
Vernon Mitchell Jr. via Twitter

I WANNA HAVE BUTT SEX!
tell us how you really feel Ryan Drake

Sometimes I wish I could forget all self value and just be a ho.
Daboisnick via Twitter

I don’t have Ex’s. I have Y’s. Y the hell did I do that?
Kingnoah3000 via Twitter

What you object to reflects what you value.
Jessie Daniels via Twitter

Learning to exercise patience and discipline. Sometimes being still for a moment can prevent major mistakes.
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter

We don’t live in a society where it is okay to be yourself and have others be happy with it. Live your truth, and f*ck the opinions of others.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

People spend too much time worrying about what other people think of them. Just live. Just be great. Your beauty will shine thru.
Stephanie Alva via Twitter

You have to recognize and acknowledge your wounds before you can begin to heal them.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

I love men who can make me laugh. You won’t meet too many. Believe me!
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

You know you really love someone when you don’t hate them for breaking your heart.
Jaimee via Twitter

Love forces you to deal with the funk. This is why many of us are afraid of love.
Cornel West via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10

I hate when Asians play dumb.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Oh hell nawww!

comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not
…then FUCK YOU!
1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue)

I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!!
ralphfv via Twitter
(I think he meant the movie Devil…lol)

I’ll be your bad friend, but I refuse to be your fat friend.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

A ugly girl will fuck the shit out of your man when you’re not looking.
ImInappropriate via Twitter

If I meet one more bottom that pees siting down…
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

I love dribbling…not down my chin, but with the ball.
*gasp*
basketball humor courtesy of John Amaechi

Terry McMillan’s gaydar is the beta version.
PrettyBrownGirl via Twitter

It’s stupid ass DL/married dudes that are giving us garden variety gays a bad name.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter

A paper cut is a tree’s last revenge.
PeterGriffinn via Twitter

Sarah Palin is sitting stage right. Lady, let go of your politics for one night already!
Dancing with the Stars commentary by Erik

In anticipation of gay days, Disneyland renames ride to Butt Pirates of the Caribbean.
Jeremy via Twitter

Treat your website like your pussy…it needs to smell fresh an do more tricks than the next bish.
Kitty Bradshaw via Twitter

Organized religion: Where misogyny, homophobia, sexual predation, hatred, exclusion, hypocrisy, and civil unrest happen.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

People are bombarded with misinformation day in and day out.
Cornel West via Twitter

Knowing that I’m crazy keeps me sane.
Scrivs via Twitter

There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
The Quote Whore via Twitter

You can have it all. Just not all at once.
Oprah

Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.10

What do Scorpio’s have to offer besides their overrated sex?
Urban Prince via Twitter

I refuse to accept people who were born in the 1990s on my facebook.
ralphfv via Twitter

There’s a difference between an opportunist and a user.
JuztDevious via Twitter

Just got back from the worst orgy ever: it was “business casual.”
Conan O’Brien via Twitter

Beauty is a light-switch away.
online profile

The Situation has nice abs (I guess), but that face is a real situation. Yikes.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter

I know i’m not the only [one] that prefers a nut swallower to a rose buyer!
wisdom from SexAndBrickCity

Pansexuals are just bisexuals with an extra thick hand-rolled crust.
BDSMBadAdvice via Twitter

This “bling bling” attitude is deeply shaping the values of a whole new generation.
Cornel West via Twitter

It is less dangerous to think like a man of action than to do like a man of thought.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

I hate people who want to be bothered only when they want to be bothered. You can’t do people any kind of way and expect a warm response.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

Sometimes people change. Situations definitely change. Can’t see those things if you’re making assumptions.
Tyme White via Twitter

Never go to sleep angry. Stay awake and plot your revenge.
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Don’t take shit from nobody! Stand your ground! And don’t ever be afraid to walk in your truth…while respecting others.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10

See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean and do the laundry.
commenter Tank – Portia De Rossi To Take Ellen Degeneres’ Name (Towleroad)

I’ve never met a DL lesbian.
Urban Prince via Twitter
(me neither!)

If you’re fat you have to be funny! People only like unhappy fat people on TLC specials.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

So it’s OK to talk about the clitoris but not about Bethany Getting Married?!
omniphiliac and family at a restaurant

The next person who retweets Arsenio friggin Hall in my timeline gets unfollowed.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter

I like Wyclef a lot – but he couldn’t get the Fugees back together — how can he get Haiti together?
Clay Cane via Twitter

(watching The Dorothy Dandridge movie)
Yeah, Halle was really great in this. I can see how she got the role over Janet [Jackson].
Who do you think will play Janet in her life movie?
(scoffs) As long as it’s not Ashanti!

Y’all say real men don’t hit women…well classy women shouldn’t throw punches.
TheWorldofKevin via Twitter

Erudition, scholarship, & academia are three layers of knowledge analogue to love, marriage, & prostitution.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

Love will make you forget time, and time will make you forget love.
DeAndre via Twitter

If your mind says no and your heart says yes, I would listen to my mind.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

I hate being the bad guy. Unfortunately, I’m really good at it.
Karsh via Twitter

Eventually you’ll get to the point where you just don’t have time to be bothered with the people and things that cripple, hinder and enable complacency in your life.
Trent Jackson – Letting Go, Loving Yourself…The Daily Dose

Something tells me I know the answers to all my questions but I want an alternative ending.
Blueyedsimba via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now.
Bill Maher via Twitter

This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is.
Urban Prince via Twitter

I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy as a nympho at an orgy!
SmurfSex via Twitter

The people that believe that QDoba is better than Chipotle are the same people that think OJ didn’t do it.
TheXDExperience via Twitter

Listening to FleshTone was like taking a bad ecstasy pill.
Karsh via Twitter
(Oh c’mon, it isn’t THAT bad! #TeamKelis)

Lmao….I just read in my timeline someone called The Dream “Teddy Graham.”
Trent Jackson via Twitter

I don’t think I’m difficult to date, I just don’t tolerate bullshit.
Daboisnick via Twitter

Black music is an artistic response to the psychic wounds and social scars of a despised people.
Cornel West via Twitter

If you watch a horror movie backwards it’s about a white couple that makes increasingly multicultural friends over the course of the film.
Scrivs via Twitter

Yeah, he got undressed and put on some Neo Soul.
(visibly upset) What?! WTF?! You don’t put on Maxwell and Jill Scott when you’re fucking a jump off. You put that shit on when you’re fucking your husband!

The YMCA has officially shortened it’s name to “The Y”. You know times are tough when letters are getting laid off.
Conan O’Brien via Twitter

Pretty people tend to bore me. I need to follow more ugly people with low self esteem who use comedy as a copping mechanism.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter
(Get it?! It’s funny because…oh nevermind.)

Lowkey I would go to the Rihanna concert if somebody paid for my flight, hotel, concert ticket and an iPad to keep me entertained while I’m there.
WhatsTheT via Twitter

“Not standard police procedure”?
That’s Texas.
Those are Black men.
Those are White cops.
That’s about as “standard” as it gets down there.
commenter CitizenIndie: Police Brutality Video: Shocking Texas Incident Caught On Tape (Huffington Post)

There’s nothing that can’t be achieved through supreme sacrifice, dedication & focus. It’s NOT easy, but it’s sure as hell worth it.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

Whatever you think, believe it!
Christina Milian via Twitter

You never know who’s using you until they get what they want and leave.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter

Sometimes in life you Etch-a Sketch a bitch and act like they never existed.
The Skorpion via Twitter

Things will be what they will be. Things revealed aren’t always new. Sometimes your eyes and time just change and code it as new.
soulforce84 via Twitter

In reality your friends can be your biggest enemy and your haters/enemies your biggest motivation.
JLyricSmith via Twitter

Life is like Toy Story 3, sometimes people just want to be played with.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

Just because you’re passionate about something doesn’t mean you need to be there.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

At the end of the day, if you know something is bad for you and you continue to use it or do it, you can’t blame anyone but yourself!
JuztDevious via Twitter

Sometimes it’s a good idea to re-examine a situation and manage your expectations.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter

Video Killed the Black (Gay) Blogging Star

Admittedly, I’m a personal blog whore. It all started with the Asians, you know cause they’re always early adopters of new technology. Back then they were called journals (before blogger, wordpress, tumblr, etc.).

Most notable were DJ Paris and Rickey.org (which has since turned into an American Idol fansite). Over time I found some black and brown boys, some gay, others not so much…all with a story to tell. But what the hell happened to everyone? Continue reading Video Killed the Black (Gay) Blogging Star

Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.25.10

It smell like weed and ass in here. You need to do better.
Get out.
via Mr. Jones

I wanna see the Glee episode of Madonna!
ralphfv via Twitter
(His dyslexia/non English sentence construction is so cute)

I can’t wait til Justin Bieber starts shooting coke and ruins his image.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Avoid using masculine pronouns in sentences where the subject’s gender is not specified. Broads find it offensive.
FakeAPStylebook via Twitter

You don’t understand how important it is to have a boyfriend with a pretty dick. I mean it’s really important!
ShawnQt via Twitter

From what I see in the world, no one wants “relationships” anymore. Everyone wants RELATIONS.
iFashionMUSE via Twitter

I wanted to tell him to kiss my high yellow ass. And savor the sazon season used to create it.
DaviesGravey via Twitter

Anderson Cooper’s laugh is that of a nerd. But he looks like he’d be a wild man in bed.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter
(Any fan of The Mole could have told you that years ago!)

Hey asshole, nice job with the passive aggressiveness, but who do you think you’re talking to? I’m from Los Angeles; nobody does passive-aggressive like we do!
How I went from Apple store newbie to lifetime ban in one week (Protocol Snow)

Look, this is Manhattan: Neighborhoods change, neighborhoods become yuppie. I don’t feel I’m doing anything criminal by living here. I don’t know, maybe I’m being naïve. It doesn’t feel like an issue to me, but maybe that’s ’cause I’m on the good end of it.
When Hipsters Move in on Chinese: It’s Ugly (Village Voice)

Ladies, grow a brain. If the man is interested in barebacking you, chances are decent that he’s barebacked others, been barebacked himself or engaged in other risky behaviors.
Heterosexuals do most of the barebacking in New York City (Pam’s House Blend)

In the US, today’s xenophobic understanding of immigration makes the words “immigrant,” “illegal alien,” and “Hispanic/Latino” interchangeable.
It’s Open Hunting Season For Brown People In Arizona (Eric Anthony Grollman)

Given this remarkably messy history, the problem with reparations may not be so much whether they are a good idea or deciding who would get them; the larger question just might be from whom they would be extracted.
Ending the Slavery Blame-Game (Henry Louis Gates Jr.)

Love is just an intense desire to be desired!
Rev Run via Twitter

I’m just going to need everyone to start making smarter decisions and to take responsibility for their actions.

Talent gets you in the door, but character keeps you in the room…
Reggie Bush via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before?
Derrick L. Briggs via livestream

What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day!

Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good ass will make you kill somebody.
Ryan Drake

Tops are like politicians: finding a good one that knows what he’s doing is a rarity.
Jared Shanklin via Twitter

Awwww, life’s not fair. That’s why condoms come in different sizes.
Makael McLendon via Twitter

Ass eating is the new tongue kissing.

Alex, what’s the key to making money here? Is it a double-jointed asshole? Foreskin that you can french braid? What is it? What’s the secret?
Beauty and the Meat

People get really wrapped up in their minds about people who are queer-identified or trans-identified. It doesn’t have to be that big of a deal. Correction, it isn’t that big of a deal.
I am transgender, and I want my voice to be heard (CNN)

Now see if I cuss the mothafucka out for calling me fat booty then I’m the bitch.
Jasmyne Cannick via Twitter

You can’t quote Tupac, and then turn around and quote RuPaul!!
Urban Prince via twitter

I wanna go see How to Tame A Dragon.
Why, you already know how to tame my dragon.
Hehe, do I?
Guys, PLEASE stop.

Creativity requires a mind, and a herd has none.
Non-Apple’s Mistake (Loper OS)

Loving someone is easy. To really like them and love them is a whole other thing.
Ramona Singer via Twitter

I don’t understand why people (mostly blacks) make sure their child ain’t gay, but don’t tell them to stay away from violence and drugs.
Denim Javon Morrison via Twitter

The courage to love truth is one of the preconditions to thinking critically.
Cornel West via Twitter

Ryan Phillipe’s hosting SNL tonight? Ummm, why? He ain’t had a hit movie in…wait has he EVER had a hit movie?
The last hit Ryan was ever in was Reese [Whiterspoon].
Twitter shenanigans

Being a gay man with a foot half in and out of the closet is tough; the games it plays with your mind – and more importantly, your heart – are hard to put into words…
Jumping in the deep end (Former Australian Olympic Swimmer Daniel Kowalski)

Criticizing Lady Gaga to her fanatics is like trying to convince a Christian that evolution exists.
Ruben via Twitter

Greatest gift: the ability to make yourself happy from inward.
ShawnQT via Twitter

By focusing on relatively harmless fashion trends, we effectively sidestep the issues that truly undermine the life chances of our youth…If we truly worry about the futures of our children, we should stop judging their clothes and take a good look at ourselves.
Sagging pants: Hip-hop fashion trend or prison culture? (Marc Lamont Hill)

Never wrestle with a pig. You both get dirty and the pig likes it.
Tamia via Twitter

Infatuation is the new love. And love is the new desperate.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

I realized earlier you have to love some people from a distance.
Candy Moore via Twitter

One day, your life will flash before your eyes. Make sure its worth watching.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter