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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10

By on November 28, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you. Mr. Jones via Twitter (or your father did a good job pimping you?) Dear skinny boys, your abs don’t count! YoBoiPat via Twitter (cosigns) As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

By on November 14, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10

By on October 3, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate when Asians play dumb. Urban Prince via Twitter Oh hell nawww! comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not …then FUCK YOU! 1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue) I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!! ralphfv via Twitter (I think he meant the movie Devil…lol) [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.10

By on September 19, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

What do Scorpio’s have to offer besides their overrated sex? Urban Prince via Twitter I refuse to accept people who were born in the 1990s on my facebook. ralphfv via Twitter There’s a difference between an opportunist and a user. JuztDevious via Twitter Just got back from the worst orgy ever: it was “business casual.” [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.15.10

By on August 15, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

See, that’s the only reason I’d get married. So that someone could take my name, and essentially be my property. I mean, if I don’t own my mate, there’s no point to having one. I want ownership rights. That and someone to do shit I don’t want to do, like fetch me drinks, cook, clean [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10

By on July 19, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]

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Video Killed the Black (Gay) Blogging Star

By on June 30, 2010 in internet

Admittedly, I’m a personal blog whore. It all started with the Asians, you know cause they’re always early adopters of new technology. Back then they were called journals (before blogger, wordpress, tumblr, etc.). Most notable were DJ Paris and Rickey.org (which has since turned into an American Idol fansite). Over time I found some black [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.25.10

By on April 25, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

It smell like weed and ass in here. You need to do better. Get out. via Mr. Jones I wanna see the Glee episode of Madonna! ralphfv via Twitter (His dyslexia/non English sentence construction is so cute) I can’t wait til Justin Bieber starts shooting coke and ruins his image. Urban Prince via Twitter Avoid [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10

By on April 19, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]

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