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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.31.10

(Latino male and Asian female friends)
I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween!
Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band.
We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet?
Asshole.

I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons.
Wait, what?

I’m just trying to raise my adopted ethnic baby to be as down to earth as possible.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

(White girl explaining why she won’t marry/have children with her current boyfriend)
It took four generations to gets these eyes, I didn’t come this far to have a son without blue/green eyes.

I don’t understand how Mexican hair gets cut.
(with clippers?)
Daboisnick via Twitter

To think in 100 years we will have evolved to no body hair…I’m 100 years too early.
TMI visuals provided by Scrivs

As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.”
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
(New TBS show starts this week!)

If Gretchen’s finger is on the pulse, the body must be a corpse.
Karsh not happy with the Project Runway finale

Ever notice how the most hoodrat, ain’t shit Black men want the most corporate, Ivy League educated Black women?
Mr. Jones with a good point

…so this black dude driving a 2010 Mercedes E350 coupe just put five dollars in his tank.
ImOblivious via Twitter

$300 jeans and you smell like animal porn? Priorities all the way fucked up.
Najah via Twitter

I refuse to always give my seat up to the elderly. If I worked 14 hours straight and you sat home all damn day, which one of us is really tired?
DDOLAZS via Twitter

For all of you new school kids who are wannabe bitches, watch Dynasty to learn how to be a real bitch.
(or Passions!)
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Why do we even have laws?
commenter yrbmer – Ohio McDonald’s Tells Employees To Vote Republican If They Want To Continue Receiving Raises And Benefits (Think Progressive)

I hate when people try to take race out of questions about class/economics as if race has no impact or relationship to poverty.
Aimee Thorne-Thomsen via Twitter

There is this myth that those who commit suicide have deep mental issues. Not so…get abused enough, and you’ll think about doing it too.
Nathan James echoing what I said

Loneliness really gets you twisted…you become blinded to what’s really going on.
Tyler Jacob via Twitter

I took your power away when I stopped caring.
Carter via Twitter

A boy will offer you pleasure. A man will offer you a future.
Amanda Adriani via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money.
iVocalz shenanigans

She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face.
(Two for two again!)

Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously?
Project Runway quote of the season contender April

Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise Potato Chip bag.
D0wJ0nEs has an inappropriate roommate

Justin Bieber is like a one-man, white guys only Menudo.
Shoq Value via Twitter

I can’t help but think the phrase “beating around the bush” had a sexual origin.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Wearing a tall tee does not hide the fact that you switch harder than a street walker.
Daboisnick via Twitter

Can we get her hit by a bus like George?
commenter Renee – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Exclusive – Closure is coming for Alex/Izzie fans (The Ausiello Files)

Performing arts center in Santa Rosa is having a musical rendition of Aladdin on 9/11. Too soon.
omniphiliac via Twitter

Dear Well-Meaning White People,
Black folks don’t use bling-bling anymore. Not even just bling. So please, let it go.
Love, Karsh
(that goes for crunk too!)

Why was everybody goin off on Fantasia about stealing somebody’s husband and said nothing about Alicia Keys?
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
(good question)

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Upward mobility in a nonprofit isn’t about skill or leadership as much as it is nepotism and being in the right place at the right time.
via Erik

The Nation-State: Apartheid without political incorrectness.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Rev Run via Twitter

Burning bridges is not my past-time, but I do like playing with lighters.
Anthony Smith via Twitter

Real achievement isn’t measured by what we have but by who we have become.
Tpromix via Twitter

Don’t allow the intensity of your desires to overwhelm the integrity of your pursuit of them.
Alfred Edmond Jr. via Twitter

It’s critical to understand your history and then be true to oneself.
Cornel West via Twitter

Life is much more interesting with a little touch of crazy.
Davey Wavey via Twitter

If you hang in there, it all works out in the end.
Tyme White via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10

We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.”
Shoq Value via Twitter

Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person.
hallehberreh via Twitter

I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days.
RexHennessey via Twitter

My asshole is tired of being raped by white privilege!

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree.”
almightygod via Twitter

Are you gonna control that boyfriend of yours so he doesn’t cum in my hair again?
He’s been saving his load.
Brent Everett shenanigans

I don’t have a passcode on my iPhone, because if someone else has it, they took it from my cold dead hands.
Mark Dagon Hughes via Twitter

If only the [Project Runway] designers were as good with sewing as they are reading each other.
Karsh via Twitter

I’m walking to go get lunch and this random guy asked me if I watch straight porn. WTF kinda society we living in?
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
Amber Rose via Twitter

In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it’s a fact.
Marlene Dietrich

In 2004, Republicans ran against gays getting married. Now it seems they’ve moved on. The new scare tactics focus on Muslims and Mexicans.
Keith Boykin via Twitter

American democracy can’t afford to lose another generation.
Cornel West via Twitter

The greatest public health threat for many American women is the men they live with.
Anna Quindlen

It’s the idea of you that I miss. Not you as the person you really are.
alcoholharmony via Twitter

As the bumper sticker says, if I’m not part of the solution, I’m part of the problem. I don’t want to be part of the problem any more, and I think I will sleep better knowing that I am no longer contributing to an academic job market that bears an uncomfortable resemblance to a Ponzi scheme on the verge of falling apart.
Monica J. Harris – Stop Admitting Ph.D. Students (Inside Higher Ed)

Writing, like crying, is a great way to acknowledge and face pain, and not just yours.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

An injustice to one is an injustice to all. And it isn’t about “tolerance.” People are not to be tolerated, people are to be accepted.
Amerie via Twitter

I’ve never noticed how beautiful silence can be.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

Rediscovering music is giving me my life back.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

You’ve got to love the actual sweat, more than the lights and the glamor.
Bette Davis

Brick walls are there for a reason. They let you know how badly you want things.
Randy Pausch

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take, relationships we were afraid to have and the decisions we waited too long to make.
JuztDevious via Twitter

The answers are inside, if you’re not afraid to look.
C. Jay Conrod via Twitter

You can’t make someone give a fuck.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.22.09

Irina’s actually a really good designer. The only problem with her is that she’s a bitch.
Nicolas PutvinskiProject Runway Season 6
(by far the best quote of the season)

Finding a date in Los Angeles is like finding a condom in the south.
Moses Santana via Twitter

That grilled chicken I just had from Whole Foods is the closest thing to an orgasm I’ve had all day.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

You’re Dominican right?
Umm….partially, yes.
Nice! I pride myself in being able to guess ethnicities.
Why, what made you say Dominican?
It’s hard to explain…but I knew you weren’t Puerto Rican.
Why not?!
Cause you’re not built like a Puerto Rican!

Wait a minute: Oprah spent one hour with Sarah Palin and now she’s quitting her job, too?
Anil Dash via Twitter

…because really, we all know you can suck the skin off a dick.
3LWTV: No Fats/No Fems To Donnie McClurkin (featuring Drama Dupree)

When my son told me he was gay, I told him, ‘Now, I love you more.’ I want to tell the world that hatred is not born with human beings, it is a seed that is planted by adults and is fostered creating a climate of intolerance and violence. We must change our ways and understand that anyone… could have been my son. And I want everybody to know that Jorge Steven was a very much loved son.
Miriam Mercado, the mother of 19-year-old Jorge Steven López Mercado, who was horrifically murdered last week in Puerto Rico.