(Latino male and Asian female friends)
I know! You should be a geisha for Halloween!
Fuck you! You should be a Mariachi band.
We can go to the store and get some tape to bound your feet?
I don’t have sex with white people for political reasons.
I’m just trying to raise my adopted ethnic baby to be as down to earth as possible.
White Girl Problems via Twitter
(White girl explaining why she won’t marry/have children with her current boyfriend)
It took four generations to gets these eyes, I didn’t come this far to have a son without blue/green eyes.
I don’t understand how Mexican hair gets cut.
Daboisnick via Twitter
To think in 100 years we will have evolved to no body hair…I’m 100 years too early.
TMI visuals provided by Scrivs
As my 5 year-old son and I carved the pumpkin today, I swear I heard him say, “That’s what happens to snitches.”
Conan O’Brien via Twitter
(New TBS show starts this week!)
If Gretchen’s finger is on the pulse, the body must be a corpse.
Karsh not happy with the Project Runway finale
Ever notice how the most hoodrat, ain’t shit Black men want the most corporate, Ivy League educated Black women?
Mr. Jones with a good point
…so this black dude driving a 2010 Mercedes E350 coupe just put five dollars in his tank.
ImOblivious via Twitter
$300 jeans and you smell like animal porn? Priorities all the way fucked up.
Najah via Twitter
I refuse to always give my seat up to the elderly. If I worked 14 hours straight and you sat home all damn day, which one of us is really tired?
DDOLAZS via Twitter
For all of you new school kids who are wannabe bitches, watch Dynasty to learn how to be a real bitch.
Trent Jackson via Twitter
Why do we even have laws?
commenter yrbmer – Ohio McDonald’s Tells Employees To Vote Republican If They Want To Continue Receiving Raises And Benefits (Think Progressive)
I hate when people try to take race out of questions about class/economics as if race has no impact or relationship to poverty.
Aimee Thorne-Thomsen via Twitter
Loneliness really gets you twisted…you become blinded to what’s really going on.
Tyler Jacob via Twitter
I took your power away when I stopped caring.
Carter via Twitter
A boy will offer you pleasure. A man will offer you a future.
Amanda Adriani via Twitter