We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]
Tag Archives: Queer Kid of Color
Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.18.10
Watching Mel Gibson in What Women Want. I don’t know, something about it just feels different now. Bill Maher via Twitter This woman has a very elaborate cold sore on her lip. I wonder who her pimp is. Urban Prince via Twitter I had a dream Destinys Child got back together. I was as happy [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.18.10
How are you supposed to help the kids if you haven’t been a ho before? Derrick L. Briggs via livestream What would you have me do? The girl wants pussy and we’re going to G Lounge. I can only work so many miracles in a day! Good dick will make you lose your mind. Good [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.4.10
Whoever stole my ipod, you are getting a good porn collection and awesome music. Fuck you bastards! ralphfv via Twitter Is he going to Sizzle? Do they even allow bisexuals at Sizzle? Never put icy hot on your balls. Don’t ask me how I know. ilikejoaquin via Twitter …cause you’re smart, you’re gay, and then [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10
(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long) …yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass. If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because [...]
Quotes of the Week: Ending 11.15.09
aka the Oh snap! edition Nigga, you ain’t got enough money to get a cellphone in your own name, how you gonna go rent a house?! (my male friend talking about being cat called on the street) I was like I’m 25, don’t do that to me… You are the pot calling the kettle “Ne-Yo.” [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.09
Twitter is over capacity more than a Kardashian sister’s vagina in a locker room. Mr Jones via Twitter Sometimes you have to get to know someone really well to realize you’re really strangers. Manny Via Twitter I’m SOOOO mad you screwed a 23 year old to stroke your ego! I didn’t fuck him, I just [...]
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