Lesbians are so dramatic. Queer Kid of Color via Twitter Why do I feel like Terrell Owens and Chad Ococinco had sex before? Why do I feel like T.O. was the top? Reggie via Twitter Nick Cannon is somewhere laughing at Christina Milan. BrunoMarti via Twitter If you start referring to first dates as ‘suicide [...]
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How Russell Simmons Changed My Life
One reason I love New York City so much is the random celebrity sightings. You get to see stars in their natural habitat, which to me is a lot more interesting than when you see them at an event/overt stalking. I also have channeling powers, so I tend to meet people at really interesting moments. [...]
Quotes of the Week – The Murder of Oscar Grant
New Year’s Eve 2008 is memorable to me for so many reasons. The impromptu threesome…the first time I saw a vagina up close (in the Castro no less! UGH)…the debauchery that night will go down in history as some of the silliest mess of my life. But it’s the aftermath of that night that will [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.25.10
It smell like weed and ass in here. You need to do better. Get out. via Mr. Jones I wanna see the Glee episode of Madonna! ralphfv via Twitter (His dyslexia/non English sentence construction is so cute) I can’t wait til Justin Bieber starts shooting coke and ruins his image. Urban Prince via Twitter Avoid [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.21.10
There’s this dog on my street that howls and woofs way too much. I’m reporting him to the local chinese resturant. Mr. Jones via Twitter If Rihanna was ugly…she would be sucking dick in stairwells for curry and shandy. TheXDexperience via Twitter I’m bout to get tatted up by Stevie Wonder…I heard he is a [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10
(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long) …yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass. If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because [...]
Quotes of the Week: Special Tiger Woods Edition
You knew it was coming. The story that has consumed mass media all over the world for the last week or so. There is so much to talk about with this Tiger Woods scandal, it’s hard to know where to start.
“Interesting” Black Man For Hire
“There is nothing more dangerous than an educated black man.” – Unknown Sorry I’ve been gone so long y’all. It’s been kind of crazy. Two months ago I got a new job and have been busy getting situated there. In this crazy economy, I’ve been blessed to get a really great job fairly quickly. I [...]
Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.09
Lil Momma look like she suck dick for boost minutes urbanledjen via Twitter (Expressing his love for amateur porn) I like watching regular people f*ck. There, I said it. Mr. Jones: Surreal Talk Blog I want to stop hating my ex. any ideas on how? Manny via Twitter the bottom has a DREAMY DOOKIE HOLE [...]
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