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Quotes of the Week: Hell in a Handbasket

By on October 9, 2011 in Quotes of the Week

Damn Metrell; That booty pop at 6:11 threw off my focus for a hot second! commenter MakeLoveNoBabiez (ADTV Workout) Wanna confuse a Chinese woman? Ask her about jalapeños. Urban Prince via Twitter I get extra points if I pull an Arab Girl right?? Cody playing the game I’m uncircumcised ‘cause I come from the hood. [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.26.10

By on December 26, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Are you bad with people and hate money? Consider grad school! Rob Delaney via Twitter My Dad’s all “how’s that job search going?” and I’m all “stop yelling at me” and he’s all “calm down” and I’m all “bye.” White Girl Problems via Twitter You continuing to date strong minded men and not expecting to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.14.10

By on November 14, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Dick changes people. D0wJ0nEs via Twitter Joe Jackson looks like Fat Cat from Chip and Dale’s Rescue Rangers. Karsh via Twitter I’m kind of scared of how I know every single line of The Golden Girls. ralphfv via Twitter We still categorize music by race?…wow Urban Prince via Twitter How does one pronounce “Sbarro”? gabebondoc [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.24.10

By on October 23, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

This week in niggerdom provided by Mr. Jones If the internet could give me a blowjob, I would never leave the house. OutbackZack via Twitter Do bottoms ever have performance anxiety? Sex and the Brick City via Twitter I’ll suck a sick dick for some new Beyonce music. Brian_Bee via Twitter I know R. Kelly [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.10.10

By on October 10, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If another mofo says “It’s chilly out there” to me, I just might scream. Folks, check your calendars. It’s October. Mr. Jones pointing out the obvious Never do anything you wouldn’t want to explain to the paramedics. Dashaun Wesley via Twitter Oh shit I just found a new way to talk behind people’s back on [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.3.10

By on October 3, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate when Asians play dumb. Urban Prince via Twitter Oh hell nawww! comment below if you think he’s sexy, if not …then FUCK YOU! 1on1 with Adam Irby (YoBoiNewnue) I saw the devil last night and it was good. everyone should go see it!!! ralphfv via Twitter (I think he meant the movie Devil…lol) [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

By on September 27, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.19.10

By on September 19, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

What do Scorpio’s have to offer besides their overrated sex? Urban Prince via Twitter I refuse to accept people who were born in the 1990s on my facebook. ralphfv via Twitter There’s a difference between an opportunist and a user. JuztDevious via Twitter Just got back from the worst orgy ever: it was “business casual.” [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 7.25.10

By on July 25, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

What in the Olan Mills fuckery is this? commenter TopLevelExecutive – The Situation’s Family Portrait: Still Life With Turtlenecks (Jezebel) Who do I have to sleep with to get the air conditioning turned up in here? I’ll go check with management. DaviesGravey via NYC debauchery I’m watching A Different World. I remember thinking college was [...]

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