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Quotes of the Week – Ending 12.19.10

OMG, Precious is so damn funny the second time through.
soulforce84 via Twitter
(true story)

I wasn’t really feeling the Christmas spirit until I saw this.
commenter K.Armakld – gingerbread crackhouse (Flickr)

I predict by this time next month, a case of Four Loko’s will be more valuable than a case of Cristal.
Jeremy via Twitter

The dumbest guy you’ve met in your entire life is Asian? You just blew my mind.
Maclean’s Too Asian

I am currently shooting a scene with Taye Diggs and awaiting a chicken brown rice stir fry. Top that.
unfortunately I can’t Kate Walsh

The way you treat people is a direct reflection of how you truly feel about yourself.
Rev Run with a good point

Congress still tends to function like an institution of legalized bribery and normalized corruption.
Cornel West via Twitter

Success without honor is an unseasoned dish; it will satisfy your hunger, but it won’t taste good.
Billy G via Twitter

My job is getting in the way of what I want to do with my life.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Sex research is so much more fun when you have live test subjects! ::evil laugh::

What am i getting hooked up with?
birthday boy Derrick L. Brigg’s famous last words

What’s wrong!?
I’m been drunk/high for the last four days.

I feel like falling in love tonight.
Kevin Simmons via Twitter

Sometimes it’s ok to let things crumble.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.21.10

Wesley Snipes get three years for taxes. Johannes Mehserle gets two years for first degree murder.
Ferrari Sheppard via Twitter

Just cuz it doesn’t smell, does not mean its clean.
Urban Prince via Twitter

The fact that a barber suggested I “rub some pussy on that shit!” to grow my hair is just…
Will McNair at the barber shop

Never trust someone that wears colored contacts, they’ve already lied to you!
XipherRevolver via Twitter

You’re my best friend and I love you to death, but fuck you. Just kidding, I love you. Just kidding, I hate you. Call me.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

Sometimes…two wrongs do make a right.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Every bottom enjoys being choked out just a little bit.
okduh via Twitter

Headline from SOHH.com: “T.I. Calls Jail Experience ‘A Pain I Have Never Felt Before'”… Surely, they could’ve found a better title.
womp womp Marc Lamont Hill

It’s hard to ask for privacy when you want to be watched by millions of people on national television, on a reality program.
Brent Everett via Twitter

Pay attention to details!
Justin Walker via Twitter

When everything points towards NO with a person its good to just leave them alone.
Steven Bentham via Twitter

Everybody dies but not everybody lives.
Ahmier via Twitter

Most people don’t discover who they are until they’ve lost themselves.
wisdom from a security guard

It only feels like I’m living a dream cuz I’m so damn sleepy all of the time.
Jeremy via Twitter

If you ever think you can’t be a success in this world just remember that Brooke Hogan once had a #1 single.
Scrivs via Twitter

I hope I’ll always be the type of person that people will feel comfortable talking to me, no matter what. Communication is important.
Tyme White via Twitter

Here’s the problem with being ahead of your time: once everyone else catches up with you, you’re bored.
Fran Leibowitz

It’s all fun and games…until someone says “relationship”

You can’t force a man to love you with his heart by using your body to make him nut. It simply doesn’t work that way.
Xem VanAdams with a good point

When you find true friendship, you find true love.
Rev Run via Twitter

You have the power to create the life of your dreams. The only question is: Will you?
Davey Wavey via Twitter

I’m driving off a cliff just to fall in love with you.
birthday boy Kevin Simmmons

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.29.10

I’m grown. I suck my own dicks and I make my own money.
iVocalz shenanigans

She wouldn’t know good sperm if it slapped her in the face.
(Two for two again!)

Do you want to hire Hitler? Seriously?
Project Runway quote of the season contender April

Keri Hilson looks like the owl on the Wise Potato Chip bag.
D0wJ0nEs has an inappropriate roommate

Justin Bieber is like a one-man, white guys only Menudo.
Shoq Value via Twitter

I can’t help but think the phrase “beating around the bush” had a sexual origin.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Wearing a tall tee does not hide the fact that you switch harder than a street walker.
Daboisnick via Twitter

Can we get her hit by a bus like George?
commenter Renee – ‘Grey’s Anatomy’ Exclusive – Closure is coming for Alex/Izzie fans (The Ausiello Files)

Performing arts center in Santa Rosa is having a musical rendition of Aladdin on 9/11. Too soon.
omniphiliac via Twitter

Dear Well-Meaning White People,
Black folks don’t use bling-bling anymore. Not even just bling. So please, let it go.
Love, Karsh
(that goes for crunk too!)

Why was everybody goin off on Fantasia about stealing somebody’s husband and said nothing about Alicia Keys?
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter
(good question)

Women might be able to fake orgasms, but men can fake a whole relationship.
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Upward mobility in a nonprofit isn’t about skill or leadership as much as it is nepotism and being in the right place at the right time.
via Erik

The Nation-State: Apartheid without political incorrectness.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

People are lonely because they build walls instead of bridges.
Rev Run via Twitter

Burning bridges is not my past-time, but I do like playing with lighters.
Anthony Smith via Twitter

Real achievement isn’t measured by what we have but by who we have become.
Tpromix via Twitter

Don’t allow the intensity of your desires to overwhelm the integrity of your pursuit of them.
Alfred Edmond Jr. via Twitter

It’s critical to understand your history and then be true to oneself.
Cornel West via Twitter

Life is much more interesting with a little touch of crazy.
Davey Wavey via Twitter

If you hang in there, it all works out in the end.
Tyme White via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.8.10

Being a top is no excuse for being a bore.
Random Phantom via Twitter

After watching all these episodes of Spongebob, I’ve come to the conclusion that Mr. Krabs is Jewish.
Urban Prince via Twitter

I definitely thought this woman singing on this Rick Ross song was Nina Simone. It was Cee-Lo.
Urban Prince as well (I couldn’t choose!)

You will NOT get along with everybody!
Rev Run via Twitter

Chris Brown needs to change it up a bit. To what? I don’t know, but something else. Ciara just needs to fill out a FAFSA.
B.Tiz via Twitter

Maybe I should whore around like everyone else…
Devon Corneil via Twitter

Subtlety is lost on those unable to appreciate it.
commenter EH – Clever Ads for Tivo (37signals)

To bankrupt a fool give him information.
Nassim Taleb via Twitter

Dear Arizona, your state used to be part of Mexico. If you are non-Mexican and non-indigenous, then you are the immigrant.
Prerna Lal via Twitter

Way to go, California Supreme Court! Gay couples should have the right to a 50 percent chance of getting divorced, too.
Chad via Twitter

Arnold [Schwarzenegger] being a political weather vane, he obviously thinks supporting gay marriage is good politics now, after vetoing it twice.
David Dayen via Twitter

It’s so sickening to think it’s 2010 and people still care that two guys can love each other.
Karlos Lopez via Twitter

History will remember the gay marriage thing the same way it does segregation.
Darian Aaron via Twitter

…you wouldn’t believe how many white girls I knew in school who honestly just did not think [HIV/AIDS] affected them at all. I know a woman in particular who is so sure she has AIDS at this point that she will NOT get tested, and she sleeps around like crazy.
commenter regazza_di_lupo – Cyndi Lauper & Lady Gaga Go Off Script, Discuss Safe Sex On GMA (Jezebel)

I like to be multi-contextual, which is much more important than being multicultural.
Cornel West via Twitter

The only thing that interferes with my learning is my education.
Albert Einstein

Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
Betty Yelp via Twitter

I’ve come to the conclusion that no one has your best interest in mind…
Michael Miles via Twitter

My existence isn’t based on your validation.
Necole Bitchie via Twitter

The universe does my dirty work. Karma is a bitch.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

To want others to do the best they can for themselves, when they have done the best they can for you — this is intelligence.
Maya Angelou via Twitter

We are all faced with a series of great opportunities brilliantly disguised as impossible situations.
Charles Swindoll via Tim Ferriss

In this race, you have to pace yourself.
WhatsTheT via Twitter

There’s good and bad in everything… you get what you’re looking for.
Kanye West via Twitter

You can’t bring everyone to the new places you’re going.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.23.10

Well you gotta admit, sometimes the best way to preserve a marriage is to have a girlfriend on the side…
Family Values GOP Rep To Resign Over Affair (commenter tchamp77)

Delaware is like a cousin that you deal with only because you’re family.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

The blacker the berry, the worse the credit score.
Urban Prince via Twitter

(Observing young white sisters)
Don’t climb that ladder, I had a friend who climbed a fire escape once and she fell and broke her back.
Yeah, but she was drunk. You always fail to mention that part. When I was a kid she would always tell me not to climb ladders even before I started drinking.
WHATEVER! The point is if you fell off a ladder and hurt yourself I’d be sad, OK?

Laura Bush coming out for gay marriage! I guess if you’re married to W for 30 years you know you don’t have to be gay to have sex with an asshole.
Bill Maher via Twitter

Why does every young straight black guy think he can rap? I guess it’s the same reason every young gay black boy thinks he can model…
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter

Do you have sex like a ho? I know I do…its more fun.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

There are some very lonely & attention seeking people out here.
WhatsTheT via Twitter

Single carries a connotation of eligibility and possibility, while unmarried has that dreaded over-the-hill, out-of-luck, you-are-finished, no-chance implication. An aroma of mothballs and perpetual aunt.
All the Single Ladies (The New York Times)

Most of our troubles are due to our passionate desire for and attachment to things that we misapprehend as enduring entities.
Dalai Lama

Dance like a bottom, fuck like a top!
SnookeyBaby via Twitter

When people hate on you, it’s really because they’re intimidated.
Rev Run via Twitter

What’s the difference between an enemy and a friend? Timing.
Reese via Twitter

You don’t get to have everything. There’s always a price.

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley

Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.25.10

It smell like weed and ass in here. You need to do better.
Get out.
via Mr. Jones

I wanna see the Glee episode of Madonna!
ralphfv via Twitter
(His dyslexia/non English sentence construction is so cute)

I can’t wait til Justin Bieber starts shooting coke and ruins his image.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Avoid using masculine pronouns in sentences where the subject’s gender is not specified. Broads find it offensive.
FakeAPStylebook via Twitter

You don’t understand how important it is to have a boyfriend with a pretty dick. I mean it’s really important!
ShawnQt via Twitter

From what I see in the world, no one wants “relationships” anymore. Everyone wants RELATIONS.
iFashionMUSE via Twitter

I wanted to tell him to kiss my high yellow ass. And savor the sazon season used to create it.
DaviesGravey via Twitter

Anderson Cooper’s laugh is that of a nerd. But he looks like he’d be a wild man in bed.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter
(Any fan of The Mole could have told you that years ago!)

Hey asshole, nice job with the passive aggressiveness, but who do you think you’re talking to? I’m from Los Angeles; nobody does passive-aggressive like we do!
How I went from Apple store newbie to lifetime ban in one week (Protocol Snow)

Look, this is Manhattan: Neighborhoods change, neighborhoods become yuppie. I don’t feel I’m doing anything criminal by living here. I don’t know, maybe I’m being naïve. It doesn’t feel like an issue to me, but maybe that’s ’cause I’m on the good end of it.
When Hipsters Move in on Chinese: It’s Ugly (Village Voice)

Ladies, grow a brain. If the man is interested in barebacking you, chances are decent that he’s barebacked others, been barebacked himself or engaged in other risky behaviors.
Heterosexuals do most of the barebacking in New York City (Pam’s House Blend)

In the US, today’s xenophobic understanding of immigration makes the words “immigrant,” “illegal alien,” and “Hispanic/Latino” interchangeable.
It’s Open Hunting Season For Brown People In Arizona (Eric Anthony Grollman)

Given this remarkably messy history, the problem with reparations may not be so much whether they are a good idea or deciding who would get them; the larger question just might be from whom they would be extracted.
Ending the Slavery Blame-Game (Henry Louis Gates Jr.)

Love is just an intense desire to be desired!
Rev Run via Twitter

I’m just going to need everyone to start making smarter decisions and to take responsibility for their actions.

Talent gets you in the door, but character keeps you in the room…
Reggie Bush via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 4.4.10

Whoever stole my ipod, you are getting a good porn collection and awesome music. Fuck you bastards!
ralphfv via Twitter

Is he going to Sizzle? Do they even allow bisexuals at Sizzle?

Never put icy hot on your balls. Don’t ask me how I know.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter

…cause you’re smart, you’re gay, and then you’re Filipino, I’m like oh my gosh ya know you’re like the complete package!
ilikejoaquin appreciation :] (freshlyFLIPPED)

T-Pain says he’s making a gospel record. He explains, “I go to church just as much as I go to the strip club.” Does he know how that sounds?
Marc Lamont Hill via Twitter

Someone please go to Wondercon, find Jake Gyllenhal and yell “YOU’RE NOT PERSIAN!” and then throw a shoe at him.
omniphiliac via Twitter

I think men fight because they are scared and confused.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

The conjunction of a black president and a female speaker of the House — topped off by a wise Latina on the Supreme Court and a powerful gay Congressional committee chairman — would sow fears of disenfranchisement among a dwindling and threatened minority in the country no matter what policies were in play.
The Rage Is Not About Health Care (The New York Times)

An idiot with a plan trumps a genius without one.
Rev Run via Twitter

Real American Stories’ features uplifting tales about overcoming adversity and we believe Mr. Smith’s interview fits that criteria. However, as it appears that Mr. Smith does not want to be associated with a program that could serve as an inspiration to others, we are cutting his interview from the special and wish him the best with his fledgling acting career.
Palin’s show drops LL Cool J after he complains (Oh the Fox News shade!)

Being open is tough when there’s no reciprocation.
Richard Garcia via Twitter

Sooner or later we have to move on. No matter what the situation, we have to move on.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.14.10

It takes real talent to fellate with braces on.
TheXDexperience via Twitter

Saying “DL” in the mens locker room is equal to saying “bomb” on an airplane.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Wow I just read Megan Fox has only slept with 2 men. The other 500 got up and left right after…
Bill Maher via Twitter

Can you write down that thing I may be allergic to before I forget.
Oh you’ll know if you’re allergic. Your eyes will go yellow and you’ll start to feel your insides explode a little. If that happens don’t bother calling me back…just go to the hospital.

“We have been about conservatism versus liberalism,” said Democrat Mavis Knight of Dallas, explaining her vote against the standards. “We have manipulated strands to insert what we want it to be in the document, regardless as to whether or not it’s appropriate.”
Texas Textbook MASSACRE: ‘Ultraconservatives’ Approve Radical Changes To State Education Curriculum (Huffington Post)

If you play mind games in your relationships then that’s exactly what you’ll get, a mind game not a real relationship.
B. Scott via Twitter

This report should be the fatal blow to the argument for abstinence-only, since what they’ve discovered is that many young people think pregnancy prevention is about praying and luck, and that actual contraception has very little effect on your fertility. But they have sex anyway.
Young People Don’t Know Jack About Birth Control (Slate)

iPad is magical and revolutionary. It’s like a baby from Che Guevara and Houdini.
Fernando Lins via Twitter

There was a time, after court-ordered integration, when readers complained about front-page photos of blacks mixing with whites. Today, photo images of same-sex couples capture the same reality of societal change.
Readers react to photo of two men kissing (The Washington Post)

Immature love says I love you because I need you. Mature love says I need you because I love you.
Rev Run via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 3.7.10

(a double dose, since I’ve been gone so long)

…yeah he’s not the cutest thing in the world, but I could see myself getting drunk and putting my finger in his ass.

If relationships aren’t about money why do so many women like to make it an issue that they don’t need a man because they have money?
Scrivs via Twitter

…bitch buy yourself a turtleneck cause I will never sweat cha.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

Work ethic is defined by what you’re willing to do when nobody is watching.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

Justice is what love looks like in public.
Michael Eric Dyson

You stay in this world long enough and you’ll reach the point where news can be shocking, but it fails to surprise you anymore.
Racewire – College “Ghetto-Themed” Parties: The Awful, Racist Idea That Just Won’t Die

I don’t understand why people get mad when you do something that you said you were going to do.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

There are two ways to do things: my way or the wrong way.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

I debate my peers. All others I teach.
John Henrik Clarke

You’re too superficial, that’s why you have no friends.
I’m superficial because I won’t be friends with fatties?

I’ve seen honest faces before. They usually come attached to liars.
The W B via Twitter

I think one of us is supposed to take our pants off now.
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(while watching Jesus Camp)
oh right, Ted Haggard! Isn’t he gay?
Yep…got excommunicated…his wife didnt leave him.
I know, isn’t that crazy! I’m telling you I need a girlfriend.
That’ll be OK with you fucking a dude?
Sure, my love of cock isn’t going away any time soon.
You might have to like pussy.
I’ll start eating oysters to prepare.
Let me know how that works out for you.
The oysters or the pussy?

In today’s market, Rihanna sings better than Whitney Houston. I DARE you to deny it.
The Skorpion via Twitter

I’ve learned not to hate, not to blame, not to envy and not to criticize but to appreciate what God has in store for me.
Paula Abdul via Twitter

As I continue growing in life I realize it’s less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.
Kevin Watson via Twitter

THIS is why I love Kelly Clarkson.

I don’t sit in the dark and curse the dark, I try to light a match!
Dr. Maya Angelou

Sometimes you’ve gotta let go, just to see if there was anything worth holding on to.
Rev Run via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 2.7.10

Do you know where the chips are?
Probably underneath something.
Shut up!
Hoarders: Buried Alive

Young love: full of promise, ignorant of reality.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Don’t mess with him…Trust me, you don’t fuck with a man that sleeps next to a woman he never screws. They’re unpredictable.
Shit My Dad Says via Twitter


There will be a middle ground in this fight, but it will be drenched in blood.
Gizmodo – Monopoly Boards Are Circular Now. Circular!

Rihanna’s voice is like a light switch. Sometimes it’s on and sometimes its off.
The Skorpion via Twitter

Go where youre celebrated not where youre tolerated.
Rev Run via Twitter

Some people dream of success while others wake up and work hard at it.
Que Duong via Twitter