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Quotes of the Week – Love in a Hopeless Place

Girl bye

I’m verse.
::hysterical laughter::
I’m verse!
Gay Tops & Bottoms (AconnectionTV)

My boy had a girlfriend just like this who couldn’t take dick. Now he’s fuckin a MAN that can.
commenter Winston08 – girlfriend can’t handle deep black dick (NSFW)

Brazen Hussy.
commenter BlueberriesForMe – This is the Canada’s Bobsledding Team (JoeMyGod)

All that money and no rhinoplasty? He’s straight.
commenter Rad – Is 49ers Quarterback Colin Kaepernick Dating Gay Circuit DJ Luis Perez? (Queerty)

Don’t put “non-scene” in your profile like EVERYONE didn’t see you getting fingered on the dancefloor over the weekend.
Drunk Grindr

I am sad. I have no life without Youtube. I’ll just take more Xanax.
commenter Dylan Murphy – Best Breakup Ever

Jesus Christ, who is that hairy mustache stud in the first picture. Can the show be all about him in a steam room? Or maybe a porn spinoff?
commenter Bravo – A Closer Look at Looking

“You feel controlled by the world when you’re poor,” she said. “That was simply no longer the case.”
What Happens When the Poor Receive a Stipend? (NY Times)

If you’re attractive, aggressive and a GREAT liar; you can get anything you want.
Ryan Drake with a good point

Google won’t break into your home. You’ll invite them in.
The Nest-Google privacy statement (Marco.org)

Some people are only in relationships for the pictures.
Xem VanAdams

The revolution will be fetishized.
CharlesPulliam via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10

If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(or your father did a good job pimping you?)

Dear skinny boys,
your abs don’t count!
YoBoiPat via Twitter
(cosigns)

As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re changing their name to Uncle TSA.
Conan O’Brien via Twitter

It turns out there’s no good way to nonchalantly walk down a workplace corridor with an erection.
Sam Krysiak via Twitter
(true story)

Catching up on tabloids on my vacation – Tony Parker, a Frenchman and a NBA player, cheated on his wife – who could see that coming?
Bill Maher via Twitter

Alicia Keys wants other celebs to boycott Twitter for a day. Why couldn’t she boycott other people’s husbands?
TrentGrapeJuice via Twitter

Black Friday: the day when everything is project cheap. Coincidence or racial?
Affion Crockett via Twitter
(perhaps both?)

Remember when The Black Eyed Peas were a serious hip hop group? Now they’re sampling Dirty Dancing & wearing neon.
Patrik-Ian Polk via Twitter

Wow, both of them were amazing. Finally [WorldStarHipHop]: BBoy. Real hip hop with a little Asian kid and a White guy.
commenter Guest – Dance Clip Of The Week: 8-Year-Old Vs Grown Man In A Dance Off!

Sucking a man’s dick from the back will keep him a week longer than he wants to be there.
Ryan Drake via Twitter
(true story if you’re doing it right!)

A great marriage isn’t when the ‘perfect couple’ comes together. It’s when an imperfect couple learns to enjoy their differences.
Jaimee Paige

I couldn’t imagine having to sign online and rummage through my social networks in search of dates & friendship. It must be sad.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

To deal with the funk is to deal with the wounds, scars, and bruises, but not allowing it to have the last word.
Cornel West via Twitter

While everyone was busy thinking outside the box, I quitely snuck back into it.
Simon Dexter via Twitter

No person is your friend who demands your silence, or denies your right to grow.
Alice Walker

Don’t worry about those who have turned their backs on you. When they think they’ve made it they will see they still need your back to lean on.
Monica via Twitter

In order for you to lead the orchestra, you must first turn your back to the audience.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Relationship Fact: The one who loves the least, controls the relationship.
Spectacular Smith via Twitter

You will never fall in love while trying to be careful.
The Quote Doctor via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.7.10

Hell is a bed with less than six pillows.
White Girl Problems via Twitter

You [guys] been acting like bitches all year… be a man for Halloween!
overheard by Spoken Reasons

Bright colors are for children and whores.
Bam Bam Rubble via Twitter

My love ain’t cheap.
Simon Dexter via Twitter

[Men] are like cellphones…after a year or two I upgrade.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

Dudes come out the woodworks during the cold weather months (a.k.a. “need-a-boo-season”) trying to holla…where was your ass all summer?
Bry’Nt via Twitter

If you can’t go from pussy-to-mouth, ass-to-mouth, or penis-to-mouth then you shouldn’t be going there in the first place.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

I don’t believe in turning anyone out. I am just the catalyst to relinquish their inhibitions.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

I got the Angry Birds thing.
don’t do it Amy!

What kind of horse is the “horse-power” system based off of?
Betsy Dorsett with a good question

Headed to a thing on Avenue B. I live on the West Side. Do I need my passport? Or shots?
Peter Shankman via Twitter

For Colored Girls is way beyond Tyler Perry’s reach of talent, it would be like Rihanna trying to sing And I Am Telling You.
Clay Cane via Twitter

Spades is like co-signing on a loan. Don’t take this shit personal. But know you’re taking a risk. Your name is on the line.
luvvieig via Twitter

Americans threw out corporate Dems, only to vote in uber corporate GOP. We need a public better educated in analyzing capitalism…
Pamela Scully via Twitter

Judging by the election I have to ask: Does it really get better, or do we actually mean, “you’ll have to move”?
John Amaechi via Twitter

Teaching good research skills is important, but first students need to develop an understanding of the world — something that not all college students had the luxury of learning in high school.
Globalization 101 (Inside Higher Ed)

How can you understand people if you don’t meet each other?
Cuban Prima Ballerina Alicia Alonso

Either you’re playing dumb, or its not act.
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Haters are like fucked up bangs: You can’t comb them hoes out, you just gotta start all the way over.
Rotten via Twitter

Sometimes we want what we’re not prepared to handle.
Jamel via Twitter

To be 100% honest, all I really desire in my life right now is stability and a peace of mind. I’ve got nothing else to prove.
Xem VanAdams via Twitter

It’s not about who you’ve known the longest. It’s about who has never left your side.
SwaggajukuKen via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance.
Urban Prince via Twitter

My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness!
Ryan Drake via Twitter

OMG, you’re so racist.
I’m not racist.
You always say white people don’t have souls!!
(dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because you’re dating a white guy!

It’s all fun and games until you’re getting your hair cut and someone sends you a penis pic.
Daboisnick via Twitter

If you get sexted by someone you don’t wanna sext with, were u just molexted?
Rene via Twitter

An older woman on Facebook just messaged me. ‘You is too handsome to be gay.’ She is too old to be fucking up her subject verb agreement.
A Day in the Life via Twitter

You know, other than being crazy she was a pretty cool girl.

I’m quite sure that at least one of those [Chilean] miners could use a rape kit. You know one of them was turned into a cock servicing cave slut.
Chase Coxxx via Twitter

What’s more romantic, candlelit dinner by the lake, or taking a midafternoon ferry through Rome?
A dude that swallows.
Sex and the Brick City formspring

Sex doesn’t solve everything.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

You should not be dating if you don’t have a pot to piss in or a window to throw it out.
Derrick L. Briggs via Twitter

I laugh at the [guys] with body pics on Twitter. Show that face you fuckin’ beast! Watch those followers drop lower than your self esteem.
Cody via Twitter

Facebook relationship status should have the option: “is getting played by___________”
Peter Griffin via Twitter

Carl Paladino is into porn in which women have sex with horses, but considers gays disgusting and perverted. Tea Party logic at it’s finest.
Jack Often via Twitter

Dear Vh1: You guys have fucked up the legacy of Vh1 Divas!
Kevin Simmons via Twitter
(cosigns)

I’m not getting that Sailor Moon looking Playstation Move shit. Waving a wand around in my living room looking like the Tooth Fairy.
Karsh via Twitter

I wish I could go back to high school. This grown-up shit is for the birds.
Rlegend via Twitter

Now something magical happens when you believe your big goals are achievable and you make those goals public. You start thinking, plotting, and doing all the little steps that are going to take you there.
Having Big Goals and Stating Them Proudly (37signals)

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes.
Washington Irving

It feels good to be at the point in my life where I know what works and what doesn’t. It hasn’t always been that way.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets!

I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms.
overheard by LuvliiYPosh

Ashton Kutcher was bound to get tired of that 50 year old snatch. Why is Demi surprised?
jamz via Twitter

You ever watch a nipple get hard?
Urban Prince via Twitter

If you’re going to send naked pics to my email make sure they are appeasing to my eyes.
Kevin Simmons via Twitter

There’s no place warmer than the back of my throat.
online profile

I’ll eat anything, as long as it’s gluten-free, dairy-free, low-carb, low-fat, low-calorie, sugar-free and organic.
whitegirlproblems via Twitter

So we’re not gonna discuss Angelo’s mail-order bride?
Top Chef reunion commentary by Karsh

Gays are the most powerful beings to ever walk the Earth; by simply being they can destroy marriages, the military…society itself.
Muscle Law via Twitter

Facebook is down. Not sure if we did that, but we should claim credit anyway. Hitting the infidels where it hurts, etc.
Al-Qaeda via Twitter

Saddam Hussein had a yacht, it’s named “ocean breeze”…you’d think he’d name it something more intimidating like “infidel tide.”
Betsy Dorsett via Twitter

Oh man I saw my first real live ankle bracelet person. Does that mean they’re bad?
ilikejoaquin via Twitter
(ankle bracelet person? really?)

Is Diddy’s train ever gonna get to Paris?
PrettyMikey via Twitter

I renamed my iPhone to ‘The Titanic’. Each time I connect it to iTunes, I see “The Titanic is syncing!
overheard by Jacob Cass

Most of the laugh tracks you hear on television were recorded in the 1950s, which means a lot of the people you hear laughing are dead.
DebbieDowner ralphfv

I’m no where near a gold digger. But I’m not fuckin’ with you if you can’t buy dinner and at least three Patron Margaritas.
Trent Jackson via Twitter
(cosign)

Growing up, I was always told to be honest with others. As I grew up, I noticed honesty isn’t something that people wanted. So I’d lie.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.
Mark Twain

Why settle for a couple of days of fun when you can live everyday in perfect bliss?
Trent Jackson via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10

We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.”
Shoq Value via Twitter

Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person.
hallehberreh via Twitter

I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days.
RexHennessey via Twitter

My asshole is tired of being raped by white privilege!

To most Christians, the Bible is like a software license. Nobody actually reads it. They just scroll to the bottom and click “I agree.”
almightygod via Twitter

Are you gonna control that boyfriend of yours so he doesn’t cum in my hair again?
He’s been saving his load.
Brent Everett shenanigans

I don’t have a passcode on my iPhone, because if someone else has it, they took it from my cold dead hands.
Mark Dagon Hughes via Twitter

If only the [Project Runway] designers were as good with sewing as they are reading each other.
Karsh via Twitter

I’m walking to go get lunch and this random guy asked me if I watch straight porn. WTF kinda society we living in?
Queer Kid of Color via Twitter

Why is it that, as a culture, we are more comfortable seeing two men holding guns than holding hands?
Amber Rose via Twitter

In America, sex is an obsession. In other parts of the world, it’s a fact.
Marlene Dietrich

In 2004, Republicans ran against gays getting married. Now it seems they’ve moved on. The new scare tactics focus on Muslims and Mexicans.
Keith Boykin via Twitter

American democracy can’t afford to lose another generation.
Cornel West via Twitter

The greatest public health threat for many American women is the men they live with.
Anna Quindlen

It’s the idea of you that I miss. Not you as the person you really are.
alcoholharmony via Twitter

As the bumper sticker says, if I’m not part of the solution, I’m part of the problem. I don’t want to be part of the problem any more, and I think I will sleep better knowing that I am no longer contributing to an academic job market that bears an uncomfortable resemblance to a Ponzi scheme on the verge of falling apart.
Monica J. Harris – Stop Admitting Ph.D. Students (Inside Higher Ed)

Writing, like crying, is a great way to acknowledge and face pain, and not just yours.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

An injustice to one is an injustice to all. And it isn’t about “tolerance.” People are not to be tolerated, people are to be accepted.
Amerie via Twitter

I’ve never noticed how beautiful silence can be.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

Rediscovering music is giving me my life back.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

You’ve got to love the actual sweat, more than the lights and the glamor.
Bette Davis

Brick walls are there for a reason. They let you know how badly you want things.
Randy Pausch

In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take, relationships we were afraid to have and the decisions we waited too long to make.
JuztDevious via Twitter

The answers are inside, if you’re not afraid to look.
C. Jay Conrod via Twitter

You can’t make someone give a fuck.
Urban Prince via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10

I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches.
Mr. Jones via Twitter
(works in real life too)

Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard?
Kevcola via Twitter

I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill.
DaviesGravey via Twitter

I’m boycotting (the comeback of) Dru Hill because of Nokio’s hair. Fuck the music.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

Well at least she’s not selling crack…or her crack.

All they need to clean up this oil spill is ShamWow.
Trent Jackson via Twitter

I miss Danity Kane.
ralphfv via Twitter

Cable’s ability to attract top-tier talk show hosts continues. Welcome aboard, disgraced New York Governor Eliot Spitzer!
Conan O’Brien via Twitter

I know it’s mostly kids but anyone so idle and lame to camp out for a phone or a movie should be used to stop up the oil well.
Bill Maher via Twitter

How soon do people forget what you’ve done for them…
megamanmikey via Twitter

…life is apparently stealing away my passion slowly. I’m taking it back.
commenter Shane – You Are All You Need (AdamIrby.com)

Just because I don’t need a man don’t mean I don’t want one.
D0wJ0nEs via Twitter

We just have to accept the fact that some people will stay in our hearts, even after we’ve left theirs.
Tpromix via Twitter

Sometimes what you don’t like ends up being unexpectedly all you needed.
ilikejoaquin via Twitter

Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.23.10

Well you gotta admit, sometimes the best way to preserve a marriage is to have a girlfriend on the side…
Family Values GOP Rep To Resign Over Affair (commenter tchamp77)

Delaware is like a cousin that you deal with only because you’re family.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

The blacker the berry, the worse the credit score.
Urban Prince via Twitter

(Observing young white sisters)
Don’t climb that ladder, I had a friend who climbed a fire escape once and she fell and broke her back.
Yeah, but she was drunk. You always fail to mention that part. When I was a kid she would always tell me not to climb ladders even before I started drinking.
WHATEVER! The point is if you fell off a ladder and hurt yourself I’d be sad, OK?

Laura Bush coming out for gay marriage! I guess if you’re married to W for 30 years you know you don’t have to be gay to have sex with an asshole.
Bill Maher via Twitter

Why does every young straight black guy think he can rap? I guess it’s the same reason every young gay black boy thinks he can model…
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter

Do you have sex like a ho? I know I do…its more fun.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

There are some very lonely & attention seeking people out here.
WhatsTheT via Twitter

Single carries a connotation of eligibility and possibility, while unmarried has that dreaded over-the-hill, out-of-luck, you-are-finished, no-chance implication. An aroma of mothballs and perpetual aunt.
All the Single Ladies (The New York Times)

Most of our troubles are due to our passionate desire for and attachment to things that we misapprehend as enduring entities.
Dalai Lama

Dance like a bottom, fuck like a top!
SnookeyBaby via Twitter

When people hate on you, it’s really because they’re intimidated.
Rev Run via Twitter

What’s the difference between an enemy and a friend? Timing.
Reese via Twitter

You don’t get to have everything. There’s always a price.
Shonda Rhimes (CONTAINS SPOILERS FROM GREY’S ANATOMY SEASON FINALE)

Truth is, everybody is going to hurt you; you just gotta find the ones worth suffering for.
Bob Marley

Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.9.10

…I’m sayin. Freud was coked out a good chunk of his life, but the man was on to something!

Some folks will do anything to get attention. And then can’t back it up.
Terry McMillan via Twitter

Pretty or intellect!?! Cause clearly I have to choose tonight!
soulforce84 via Twitter

When Belly came out, I remember thinking it was the best movie ever. It’s on BET right now and I see I lacked perspective in 1998.
Mr. Jones via Twitter

Chris Brown sang the National Anthem at the Mayweather-Mosley fight? That’s like Michael Vick opening the Westminster Dog Show.
Late Night With Jimmy Fallon

I wanna leave [the gym] soaking wet like a bottom at Sizzle!
Michael Anthony Miles via Twitter

And is it me, or does she look like a less glammed-up Julie from Desperate Housewives?
Bill and Hillary Clinton’s Niece Gets Government Assistance (Prune Juice Media)

Some women are so stupid, if a man wants to see his son LET HIM YOU DUMB BITCH! Most men don’t.
Ryan Drake via Twitter

My last job has gained me several hood ass straight male friends. “You mad cool son, because you don’t be tryna rape me nigga.”
Markie B. via Twitter

I just heard on the news “the suspect is described as a middle eastern, east indian or hispanic male.” Threateningly brown would have sufficed!
Richard Garcia via Twitter

You can always tell when Oprah doesn’t like someone. She stays smiling but her eyes will steal the breath from your pillow.
basseyworld via Twitter

What people say, what people do, and what people say they do are three entirely different things.
Blueyedsimba via Twitter

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.
H. Albright

I’m not so much into love. Love (except the love of God) is overrated. I’d much rather have mutual respect.
Adam Benjamin Irby via Twitter

Never let a problem to be solved become more important than a person to be loved.
Barbra Johnson

If you’re not at the table, you’re on the menu.

Sometimes people confuse other things for love; like not wanting to be lonely, afraid or hurt.
Private Practice