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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.28.10

by on 28. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

If I can see your pubes in your default pic, then your mom did a poor job raising you. Mr. Jones via Twitter (or your father did a good job pimping you?) Dear skinny boys, your abs don’t count! YoBoiPat via Twitter (cosigns) As if the TSA couldn’t get any creepier, today they announced they’re [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 11.7.10

by on 07. Nov, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Hell is a bed with less than six pillows. White Girl Problems via Twitter You [guys] been acting like bitches all year… be a man for Halloween! overheard by Spoken Reasons Bright colors are for children and whores. Bam Bam Rubble via Twitter My love ain’t cheap. Simon Dexter via Twitter [Men] are like cellphones…after [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 10.17.10

by on 17. Oct, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I hate typical racist jokes. At least be creative with your racism/ignorance. Urban Prince via Twitter My body is tighter than an Asian girl’s pussy. Thanks Plant Fitness! Ryan Drake via Twitter OMG, you’re so racist. I’m not racist. You always say white people don’t have souls!! (dramatic pause) You’re just bringing that up because [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 9.26.10

by on 27. Sep, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

A female coworker yesterday said men don’t lotion as often as women do. I disagreed. Men use plenty of lotion. Trust me. Mr. Jones via Twitter NO!!! Not on my Martha Stewart sheets! I just saved a ton of money on child support by switching to condoms. overheard by LuvliiYPosh Ashton Kutcher was bound to [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 8.22.10

by on 22. Aug, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

We need an open source project to reboot this whole fucking mess. Call it “Humanity 2.0.” Shoq Value via Twitter Michelle Obama and Sigourney Weaver are the same person. hallehberreh via Twitter I wish Whitney Houston was tweeting during the hardcore crack days. RexHennessey via Twitter My asshole is tired of being raped by white [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 6.27.10

by on 27. Jun, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

I don’t do Twitter beef. I just block bitches. Mr. Jones via Twitter (works in real life too) Doesn’t that Ke$ha chick look like she congealed in a gutter on Hollywood Boulevard? Kevcola via Twitter I’m a whore. The sooner I admit it, the quicker I can screw and get that morning after pill. DaviesGravey [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.23.10

by on 23. May, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

Well you gotta admit, sometimes the best way to preserve a marriage is to have a girlfriend on the side… Family Values GOP Rep To Resign Over Affair (commenter tchamp77) Delaware is like a cousin that you deal with only because you’re family. Mr. Jones via Twitter The blacker the berry, the worse the credit [...]

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Quotes of the Week – Ending 5.9.10

by on 09. May, 2010 in Quotes of the Week

…I’m sayin. Freud was coked out a good chunk of his life, but the man was on to something! Some folks will do anything to get attention. And then can’t back it up. Terry McMillan via Twitter Pretty or intellect!?! Cause clearly I have to choose tonight! soulforce84 via Twitter When Belly came out, I [...]

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